ASK THE CULLENS

By jaymeecullen

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

STEPHENIE MEYER OWNS THE TWILIGHT SAGA.

Dear Alice,

OMG!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!! YOU ARE LIKE, THE BEST VAMPIRE EVER!!!!!!

I EVEN CUT MY HAIR LIKE YOURS!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lotsa love,

iSTALKalice

Dear iSTALKalice,

You are creepy!!! Go away!!! I'm telling MY Jazzy-poo about you!!!

YOU'LL BE SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!

From,

Alice

Dear Emmett,

I wanna marry you!!! Then "break houses" w/ you!!! ;) IM WILLING TO KILL ROSALIE!!!!!

Love,

emmettishotstuff

Dear emmettishotstuff,

This is Rosalie.... Get your freakish hands of MY Emmett!!!!

If you even TOUCH him.... I'll rip you to pieces.... I PROMISE!!!

NOT love,

Rosalie

Dear Bella,

OMG!!! Why didn't you get together with Jake!!!! He's soooo HOT!!!!

OH! On second thought, you can have Edward, JAKE'S MINE!!!

Sincerely yours,

jakeizthebomb

Dear jakeizthebomb,

HELLO! This is Renesmee!!!

JAKE IS NOT INTERESTED IN ANYONE BUT ME!!!

SO, GO AWAY!!! BYE!

From,

Nessie

Dear Edward,

Do you like PARAMORE?!?

THEY ARE AWESOME!!!

Yours Truly,

edwardcullenluvah!!!

Dear edwardcullenluvah,

No, sorry, but I prefer CLASSICAL music....

EMMETT:that's because he's gay...!

EDWARD:don't listen to Emmett... he's just jealous because I have more fangirls than him...

EMMETT:that's because they don't know your GAY!!!

Love,

Emmett and NOT GAY Edward

Dear Cullens (bella too)

If you were had to date a human, who would you date?

-HUMAN

Dear HUMAN,

CARLISLE:one of the nurses....

ESME:no one can replace Carlie-poo...

EMMETT:a REALLY HOT girl!!!

ROSALIE:Emmett!!!!!

EMMETT:only if she's REALLY hot...

ALICE:A fellow shopaholic!

JASPER:anyone BUT maria....

EDWARD:no one here is a good as Bella.....

EMMETT: because he's GAY!!!!

EDWARD:stop!!!

BELLA:Umm, No one can replace Edward, but if I HAD to choose, does Jake count?

Love,

The Cullens

Dear Rosalie,

Are you REALLY pretty? Or is that just a mask???

I wanna know.... TELL ME PLEASE!!!

-lilian

Dear lilian,

IT'S NOT A MASK YOU IDIOTIC HUMAN!!!!!

BELLA:HEY!

ROSALIE:whatever....

From Rosalie and a very pissed off Bella

Dear Bella,

Team Edward OR Team Jacob?

From,

Sally Hockins

Dear Sally,

I thought I already said?!? I'm Team Switzerland!!!!

Can't anyone UNDERSTAND?!?

Please, stop asking those questions!!!

-Bella

Dear Edward,

Would you date a GIRL like me?

PS. Are you free Friday night?

Love,

Isabela

Dear Isabela,

No, I don't think I would date a girl like you...

EMMETT: Cause you're GAY....!

EDWARD:No! Because I LOVE Bella

EMMETT: Denial...

Oh, and NO I'm NOT free Friday night…so, don't bother…

From,

Emmett and NOT GAY Edward

Dear Jasper,

Are you EMO?

-emolover456

Dear emolover456,

I AM NOT EMO!!! Maybe YOU are!!!

Yours truly,

Jasper Hale

Dear Edward,

Do you knit?

From,

knittersrkool

Dear knittersrkool,

NO! I do not knit!!!

EMMETT:yes you do!

EDWARD: no I don't!!!!

EMMETT:then what was Esme's knitting kit doing in your room?

EDWARD:*speechless*

EMMETT: ha!!! He is GAY!!!!

EDWARD:I am not!!!

-Emmett and NOT GAY Edward

yeah, so this is my 1st fanfic story….. hope you guys like it!!!

DON'T JUGDE ME PLS!

Oh, and, If you have ANY questions for the Cullens…. just tell me..

REVIEW IT ALSO!!! Thnx!

Credits to twilighter202 for helping me…. Hahaha…. :D