Kenta: After more than a full year, I finally try and finish this crack fic!
Tobi: Kenta's a bad boy!
Kenta: (cries) I know! Please forgive meeee!
Tobi: (pats Kenta on the head) It's okay, Tobi forgives you...but the readers might not. (turns to see an angry mob of readers) AAAIIIEEE!
Mob: GET HIM! AND HIS LITTLE FRIEND TOO!
Kenta and Tobi: (hugs each other while crying anime tears) SAVE US!
Tobi sat in front of Deidara staring. This was a normal scene in the Akatsuki hideout, but as of late, Tobi had been staring at Deidara a lot. The blonde Iwa nuke-nin was getting irritated at this because for some reason, people started thinking that he and Tobi were both gay and would end up satisfying their sick yaoi cravings. He was by NO REASONS gay, and he knew Tobi was too stupid to even KNOW about sex, let alone gays and pedophiles.
Anyway, back to Deidara's current problem. He had just recently returned to the hideout to find Pain yelling at Itachi and Kisame for destroying an important vase while they were playing around, and while Tobi was sad that they played without him, the pair had invited him to join in on their next 'pirate adventure', to which the masked idiot was delighted. However, Deidara just couldn't get him to leave him alone!
He would sit down, pull out his clay, then start practicing molding his masterpieces. Tobi would, sometimes, come and play around with the clay, yelling out 'PLAY-DOH!' and other non-sense. Deidara originally didn't care, but when Tobi had, stupidily, put chakra into one of his clay batches, half the hideout had blown up! Deidara growled at the memory. He had to get another cloak after it was burnt from the explosion, even worse, Pain had yelled at HIM for blowing up the hideout.
"Deidara-sempai...I have a quesiton..."
Deidara snapped out of his thoughts and turned to the newest member of Akatsuki.
"Un, what is it?"
"Umm...It's about your hair..."
Deidara twitched. What was wrong with his hair? He liked it!
"Wait, un, is this why you've been staring at my head for the past few days, un?"
The masked boy nodded his head slowly.
"Well then what is it? Spit it out, un!"
Tobi nodded his head before standing up and walking over to the blonde. Grabbing ahold of the hair that Deidara had put up with some bandages, Tobi started twisting it before somehow popping it up off of the top. Holding the hair in his hands Tobi smiled brightly.
"I knew it!"
Tobi quickly pulled out a lightbulb from out of no-where and screwed it into the bandage thing that was sticking up on top of Deidara's head. Grabbing ahold of the piece of hair that hid Deidara's left eye, Tobi pulled it down, making the lightbulb turn on.
"I KNEW IT! IT'S A SPOT FOR LIGHTBULBS!"
Tobi: HAHAHAA! I was right!
Deidara: THE HELL? WHO THE HELL DARED YOU TO DO THAT! UN!
Tobi: (points to Kenta)
Kenta: (sweats heavily) uh-oh... (runs)
Deidara: GET BACK HERE, UN! YOU'RE GONNA BE MY FIRST PIECE OF ART TO BE FILLED WITH CLAY! (chases)
Tobi: Tobi's a funny good boy! (pats himself on the head)
Obito: Hi everybody! SasuNaru4evar wanted me to make a special appearance!
Tobi: Yays! Hi mister dead Uchiha!
Obito: HEY! Anyway, next chapter will be me! So stick around!