Word Count: 100. On. The. Nose.

Summary: E/O Challenge. Prompt: Splinter. This drabble does not contain angst, AUs, violence, or even cussing. It does contain Hurt!Doped!Up Sam, and Dean Winchester playing doctor. Please get your minds out of the gutter.

Disclaimer: I do not own Supernatural. This is for entertainment purposes only, not for profit.

"Wasn't that bad," Sam sways back and forth on the bed. "Broke the fall with my face."

"Behold, the wonders of prescription painkillers," Dean snarks."Well, I'm done for the night, genius. Give me some warning next time you decide to play Superman, yeah?"

Sam gingerly holds up his right hand. Out come the Puppy Dog Eyes of Doom.

Resistance is futile, Sam thinks. Attend to me, older sibling.

"Got a boo boo right here," he whimpers.


"No, you don't." Dean smirks as he holds up the tweezers with that ginormous splinter. "I pulled that out twenty minutes ago, Samantha."