Lucarly: Yes...This story has one purpose and one purpose only; to poke at all the shippings in 5D's. Every single shipping has a fandom that is full of generic stories, out-of-character attributes, etc. My job is purely to point them out in an amusing manner that'll make the characters look like idiots.
Aki: Or, at least, you'll try. You're not that funny.
Lucarly: Shut-up. Anyway, the character that will be pointing this all out in every story is myself; Carly. Don't get her confused for Carley Nagisa. The difference is I will spell my name without an 'e', and she will.
Aki: You're going to confuse everyone. Lucarly does not own Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's
Faithshipping - Yusei Fudo x Aki Izayoi
Aki quietly sat herself beside Yusei before she curled up into his chest. The dark-haired Satellite smirked and put his arm around her, pulling her in even closer. Aki smiled complacently and nuzzled into his shoulder.
Silence fell. The only thing that could be heard was the crackle of the flames from the fireplace in front of them.
"...Yusei?" inquired Aki in a soft tone, a faint blush appearing on her cheeks as she looked up at the man above her.
"What is it, Aki?" asked Yusei, the edges around his eyes softening upon looking down into her own eyes.
"Do you love me?" she asked shyly, her eyes full of longing and hope. Yusei's cheeks flushed pink.
"W-what?" he stammered.
"Do you love me?" she repeated, reaching out and trailing her finger along the grooves of his criminal mark. Yusei blushed but managed to compose himself.
"I...Yes. Yes, I do."
"For how long?"
"Ever since I laid eyes on you." he replied. Aki smiled, delighted.
Aki sighed dreamily.
"You're so sweet, Yusei...Me too. I've loved you from the moment I saw you-" began Aki before she was cut off by an ear-splitting scream:
From the ceiling fell a teenage girl, not much younger than the couple, her brown hair covered in a white veil of dust from the ceiling boards. Yusei and Aki stood up together, clearly alarmed.
"Who the hell are you?" demanded Yusei, laying a protective arm over Aki. The girl coughed and glanced up at the couple, her chocolate brown eyes examining them carefully.
"Me?" asked the girl, pointing to herself.
"Yes; you, the girl that fell out the ceiling." replied Yusei. The girl paused before she stood up and began to brush herself off.
"I'm you're God." said the girl casually. Aki blinked in confusion.
"What do you mean?" she asked.
'Well, I'm actually just an author. But they're pretty much the same thing when it comes to pen and paper; or in this case, keyboard and computer monitor. At least, to you it is." explained the girl. Yusei and Aki exchanged glances.
"What's your name?" asked Yusei.
"Carly. Not to be confused with Carley Nagisa." replied Carly.
"Who's Carley Nagisa?" asked Aki.
"No one you know, yet." said Carly, having finally brushed the rest of the ceiling remains off of herself. Yusei cocked his eyebrow at her.
"Okay...Well, Carly...My name is-" began Yusei before she cut him off.
"-Yusei Fudo. And she's Aki Izayoi." finished Carly hastily.
"How do you know our names?" questioned Aki.
"I already told you; I'm an author. I'm you're God." answered Carly in exasperation.
"Okay, 'God', why are you here?" asked Yusei, clearly annoyed that this girl was cutting into his time with Aki. However, he decided that perhaps it was better to play along with her story, since she was clearly psychotic.
"Well, while I'm all in support of you two dating, getting married, and having tons if babies-" began Carly before Aki cut her off.
"Can you get to the point?" said Aki irritably, crossing her arms and tapping her foot. While most would be frightened by this intimidating behavior, Carly looked completely delighted.
"There! There! That's what I'm looking for!" she exclaimed with big smile. Aki's angry expression twisted into one of confusion.
"What?" she inquired, her voice still sounding annoyed.
"The way you're acting now is the realAki Izayoi; a cynical, short-tempered female who isn't afraid to lay down the law by kicking your ass. Granted, you can be sweet and considerate when you want too. However, the way you were acting earlier - all blushy, shy, and sugary sweet - was, quite frankly, gag-worthy and cheesy." explained Carly. Aki's lip twitched.
"Okay..." said Aki, unsure of how to reply to that. Carly smirked in satisfaction before she turned to Yusei.
"And you sir...you were also very out of character. The emotions you display in the series are about the equivalent of a cardboard box. However, back there you were blushing like a shy little schoolgirl, stammering, and smirking. You don't smirk! Jack Atlas smirks! You usually have this look of complete indifference on your face!" said Carly, sounding nearly frustrated.
"Are you here just to insult us?" grumbled Yusei.
"Pretty much," said Carly before she paused to consider what to say next ", and another thing; there is no way you guys fell in love with each other at first sight. Aki, do you remember what you did the first time you even dueled Yusei? You tried to kill him by raping him with rose tentacles! Do you remember what you did the second time you dueled Yusei? You tried to kill everyone in the room! Even your parents! Your mother, the one who carried you in her womb for 9 months! And your father, the one who got her pregnant!"
Yusei chuckled but Aki looked positively irked.
"And Yusei, you couldn't have loved Aki at first sight either! Unless you're a masochist..." said Carly, her voice trailing off in thought.
"Well-" began Yusei in a matter-of-fact tone before Carly stopped him.
"-Never mind, don't reply to that." she said hastily. Yusei smirked.
"And don't smirk. I thought we already went over this." grumbled Carly.
"Are you done ranting?" asked Aki finally, tapping her foot.
"Yup; I think I've, for the most part," began Carly, shooting a quick glance at the still-smirking Yusei ", put your personalities back in line. You guys can go back to making out now."
Carly then turned to leave, but she was stopped by Yusei.
"Hold it." he ordered calmly. Carly sighed and swung herself around to face him.
"Yes?" she inquired with her hands on her hips.
"What about that?" asked Yusei, pointing to the large hole in the ceiling where Carly had fallen through.
"Oh, right." said Carly, looking bored as she snapped her fingers together, causing he missing section of the ceiling to reappear. Yusei and Aki stared at the ceiling and then at Carly in disbelief.
"What? Do I have to explain this again? I'm an author, this is my world and I can control it." she said with a wink.
Lucarly: I hope this was funny-ish. To be honest, this one was a little harder to point out the flaws in since it's one of the more, perhaps the most plausible relationships in the series. But I tried. Next will be funnier, I promise.
Aki: So says you.
Lucarly: Yup! So, reviews are love. If you love me, review. If you don't love me, review anyway.
Next: Retributionshipping - Jack x Carley