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In the secret lair of evil genius Dr. Drakken, the villain was busy on his computer.
"Aah, quite a few hits" he replied "things are actually going my way for once."
"Hey Dr. D, what you got going on today?" Shego asked, after she entered the room.
"Checking out my new website."
"You have a website?" Shego asked "what's it called 'how to make lame plans?' Or maybe, 'stupid ideas for free'."
"Very funny" Drakken replied "actually, I'm using the site to recruit new henchmen. This bad economy has been a gold mine. When people are out of work, they'll take whatever job you offer them."
"Uh huh, and it says here you offer all your henchmen full health and dental plans" Shego said craning to look at the screen "just how exactly do you plan to do that?"
"That's just an enticement to get them to sign up" Drakken explained "the henchmen never check on these things anyway."
"Lying about supplying medical benefits, I have to say, that's pretty evil" Shego replied.
"It is rather deceitful, isn't it?"
Moments later, there was a knock on the door.
"Who's disturbing me this time?" Drakken asked "it better not be those Amway people again!"
He got up from the computer and headed to the door of the lair. Pushing a button on the wall mounted keypad, the door opened to reveal a familiar face.
"Dr. Doofenshmirtz, long time no see" Drakken said "I wish you had told me you were coming, I would've cleaned up the lair."
"It's a nice place you got here" Doofenshmirtz said "I like the location, very hard to find."
"Yes, that's the point of a secret lair" Drakken said "so, what brings you by?"
"Well, my place is being fumigated for a few days…"
"Bugs, pigeons, Dookleberry bats, the whole shebang" Doofenshmirtz said "so I was looking for a place to stay, and then I remembered my old buddy Dr. Drakken."
"We're not that old of buddies, we just met a month ago" Drakken explained.
"Yeah, but you're the only friend I have" Doofenshmirtz explained "so, can I stay?"
"Oh, I suppose" Drakken said "I could use an extra genius around here."
"Hurray!" Doofenshmirtz said "let me get my stuff."
After he headed outside, Drakken made his way back into the main chamber of his lair.
"Who was it? Another prankster?" Shego asked.
"Just an old friend."
"I said 'friend', not 'annoying rival'" Drakken replied.
"Okay Drakken buddy, I got all my stuff out of my jet" Doofenshmirtz said as he came in the main chamber.
"Oh man, not this loser!" Shego whined upon seeing him.
"Hey Shego, how you doing?" Doofenshmirtz asked "you still got those flaming hands?"
"Touch me and you'll find out."
"Is that all you brought, one suitcase?" Drakken asked, seeing his one bag.
"No, I got somebody bringing in the rest" Doofenshmirtz explained.
"Your charming daughter?"
"No, she's with her mother. I brought another of my occasional employees."
A few minutes later, a large man entered through the doorway, carrying several suitcases.
"Your luggage, Dr. Doofenshmirtz."
"May I present my robot-man, Norm" Doofenshmirtz said, gesturing to the robot.
Drakken walked over and investigated the human-like robot. "Good construction" he commented "what sort of weaponry does he have?"
"Oh no weapons, but he's got enhanced strength, and is virtually indestructible. Unfortunately, he's no good at hide and seek."
"The enemy of the platypus is man" Norm commented.
"I built him to take care of Perry the platypus, but he couldn't handle that" Doofenshmirtz continued "so I mainly use him for cheap labor."
"Where do I put the bags?" Norm asked.
"There's a spare room down the hall" Drakken said.
Norm turned around and then headed into the hallway, bags in tow.
"Powerful and loyal, now those are the qualities a sidekick should have" Drakken marveled "you could take some lessons from him Shego."
"Yeah, I'm gonna take lessons from a metal Ward Cleaver" Shego said "guess again."
"Anyway, what's on tap for tonight?" "I'm up for anything; Parcheesi, death ray building, maybe a DVD movie…"
"Actually, I was thinking of my newest plan for global domination" Drakken said "want to help?"
"It would be nice to work on a plan without having to worry about Perry the platypus spoiling it" Doofenshmirtz replied "I'm in."
"Um, am I the only one who remembers what happened the last time you two worked together?" Shego asked "if I recall Dr. D, you got your butt handed to you by a platypus."
"Thank you for bringing up that memory" Drakken replied angrily "but this is different. Doofenshmirtz is on my home turf now, far away from any meddling platypi. And this time, our combined genius will develop a plan to take over the world!"
"Uh huh, sure" Shego replied "all I know is, this is going to end up blowing up in your faces."
"Must you disrespect me?"
"Yeah, it's in the new contract you gave me" Shego replied.
"Word of advice; never let your sidekick re-negotiate their own contract" Drakken told Doofenshmirtz.
"That won't be a problem for me, seeing as I don't have one" Doofenshmirtz replied.
"Yes well, then, let's work on a scheme, shall we?" Drakken asked "ahh, this will be quite a fruitful team-up. Not unlike the time I teamed up with that little rat thing in Hawaii. Or was that a dream?"
Meanwhile, in the city of Middleton, teen hero Kim Possible was sitting on her bed in her room, looking over several brochures. She was wearing her dark red shirt and tan pants.
A few seconds later, her boyfriend, Ron Stoppable came up.
"Hey KP, what's happening?"
"I'm looking at these brochures for local gyms" Kim explained "since I'm not on the squad anymore, I need to keep myself in top physical shape. You know, it wouldn't hurt you to come to the gym once in a while."
"Sorry Kim, gyms aren't my thing" Ron said "the Ron man already has enough muscle tone. And besides, I had a bad experience there once with a treadmill. They really need to put brakes on those things."
"Tell you what, if you come, you can watch me warm up" Kim said "watch as I stretch every muscle in my body to limber myself up for my workout."
"On second thought, the gym might be fun."
"I thought you'd say that" Kim replied, getting up from her bed and putting her arms around his neck. As she moved in for a kiss, she heard the ringing of her cellphone.
"Hold that thought" she told Ron, putting her finger on his lips, before pulling the phone from her pocket "Hello?"
"Kim Possible? I knew I had the right number!" said a familiar voice "guess who this is."
"Camille Leon? How'd you get this number?"
"What? No, it's me, Candace Fletcher-Flynn" the girl replied "we met about a month ago."
"Oh, right" Kim replied "sorry, you reminded me of someone else there for a second. So, what's up?"
"Well, turns out my dad is coming to your city, I forget why, some dad stuff. So I thought I'd stop by. You told me I could visit you, but to call first, didn't you."
"Well yeah, I just never thought you would" Kim replied.
"I hope we can hang out, 'cause I need a break from Phineas & Ferb" Candace continued "we've only been in the car an hour, and I already want to throw myself out the door."
"Um Candace, we can hear everything you're saying" Phineas said.
"Excuse me, I'm making a private call here" Candace said, covering the receiver with her hand. Then she turned her attention back to the phone "so unfortunately, they're coming too."
"That's no big, they're nice kids."
"You don't have to live with them" Candace said "anyway, we should be there in maybe like, a half hour. See you then, or whatever."
"Who was that?" Ron asked.
"You remember about a month ago when Drakken teamed up with that weird mad scientist in another city?" Kim asked "well remember how we met those very inventive kids?"
"Oh yeah, Phineas and something" Ron commented "they were neat."
"Well their sister Candace just called, and apparently, they're coming for a visit" Kim explained.
"It'll be cool to hang with those kids again" Ron said, "oh man, I just thought of something! What if they join up with your brothers? They could build like, an atomic bomb or something!"
"It's impossible for someone to build an atomic bomb in their house, Ron" Kim explained "plus, my parents banned the tweebs from getting plutonium after their little stunt with our oven."
"Who would've thought a super powered oven would be a bad thing" Ron commented "I still have nightmares about that mutant food."
"And anyway, Phineas & Ferb don't seem like the kind of kids to build something destructive."
"Whatever happens, I'm guessing this will be an interesting visit" Kim added.
In the next chapter, Drakken & Doofenshmirtz begin their plan, while Phineas struggles to come up with a big idea. Please offer suggestions and I may take them.