My first experience with fan fiction (in song form)

To the tune of B.Y.O.B. by System of A Down

http://free .napster. com/player/tracks/15059666

No!

You won't think that I'm messed up!

All you filthy writers are going to hell-a

Dominatrix Carlisle

Jacob raping Bella

Lesbian threesomes coming from satanic computers

You depend on our production

Yet you feed us lies from the Lexicon

La la la la la la la la la la

Everybody's gonna write a story, make a few quick bucks

Checking over our work, making sure that everyone fucks

Immortal sperm disappearing into vampire's wet mouth

Writing until midnight with no good intentions

Vibrators dipped in oil

Crying "Jasper!"

Sex on a Ferris wheel

Still you feed us lies from the Lexicon

La la la la la la la la la la

Everybody's gonna write a story, make a few quick bucks

Checking over our work, making sure that everyone fucks

Everybody's gonna write a story, make a few quick bucks

Checking over our work, making sure that everyone fucks

Blast off!

It's story time!

Your eyes grow wide in fascination

Blast off!

And you're gonna say

"Who the fuck are you?"

Who the fuck are you?

Who the fuck are you?

If you read this fan fiction stuff

You won't think that I'm messed up

If you read this fan fiction stuff

You won't think that I'm messed up

You won't think that I'm messed up

You won't think that I'm messed up

You won't think that I'm messed up

You won't think that I'm messed up

Immortal sperm disappearing into vampire's wet mouth

Writing until midnight with no good intentions

Vibrators dipped in oil

Crying "Jasper!"

Sex on a Ferris wheel

Still you feed us lies from the Lexicon

La la la la la la la la la la

Everybody's gonna write a story, make a few quick bucks

Checking over our work, making sure that everyone fucks

Everybody's gonna write a story, make a few quick bucks

Checking over our work, making sure that everyone…

Who the fuck are you?

Who the fuck are you?

If you read this fan fiction stuff

You won't think that I'm messed up

If you read this fan fiction stuff

You won't think that I'm messed up

You won't think that I'm messed up

You won't think that I'm messed up

You won't think that I'm messed up

You won't think that I'm messed up

You won't think that I'm messed up

Won't think that I'm messed up

Won't think that I'm messed up