John Sheppards: How to Play Laser Tag 101


"OK, this is how you do it; you just point this and..." Sheppard was interrupted.

"Fire," Ronon said.

"Yeah, you just press this..."

"I know what to press, so how do I win?"

"It's like golf..."

"OK, I'm out," Ronon said turning away to walk out the door.

"It's like golf in a good way, the lowest score wins," Sheppard said with a smile on his face.

"What good way?"

"This," Sheppard said as he got Ronon with the laser gun, and ran right after he did.

"John!" Ronon screamed as he ran after Sheppard.

"Haha, he will never find me here," he said softly, sure that Ronon couldn't hear him.

"Think again," He said shooting Sheppard with the laser gun (and getting the highest mark.). So much for him not hearing...

"Oh no," he said as he started to run but didn't get so far after Ronon cornered him. "OK, I give up you win!"

"I thought the lowest score won?"

"Yeah well..." Sheppard said as he ran with all the strength he had left. Sheppard ran out the door into the elevator an went to his room to rest. After a little while Rodney came in.

"Hey John, I was just wonder if you wanted to do some laser tagging," Rodnay said with excitement.

"I guess." 15 minutes later, it was the end of the game.

"Haha, I won," Rondey said with a smile.

"Whats your score?" Sheppard said (sounding very tired).

"two hundred sixty-seven, whats yours?"


"So sad, oh well there's always next round."

"N-n-n-next round."

"Yeah but his time I was thinking that we should have teams."

"Teams. OK, I can deal with that." when they got the teams; Ronon with Teyla, Sheppard with Rodney hey played a few games until Rodney and Sheppard dropped to the floor.

"Teyla, I can't play another game," Rodney said.

"That is alright..." She was interrupted by Ronon.

"I could play another, anyone else?"

"No thanks, I have to go to my room and take a little rest," Sheppard said limping away. "Ow."

"Yeah, I think I'm going to take a little rest myself; if you need me I will be in my room," Rodney said.


"Just one more round."

"Yes!" 10 minutes later. Ronon and Teyla's game was over.

"Now, who won this round?" Teyla asked

"You did," Ronon replied

"That's right, and don't forget it," Teyla said grinning before she walked away.

"Huh," Ronon said, falling on the floor

The End