Sorry everyone, I got distracted with life.
And I wanted to thank everyone for sticking with this story; it's nice to have fans. I see that a few writers that I am fans of have moved their stories to another site. Hhhhmmmm I might join them just in case I piss someone off on here.
Anyways without further ado here is the next chapter.
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.
"No." she seethed.
She was pissed, and I tried really hard not to laugh but considering the current situation we were in I just couldn't help it.
"Do you really think this is funny? We just had sex in the back of a cop car! We are locked in the back of a cop car! WE are locked in the back of my cop car in front of my house!" she stated as if I didn't know.
That just made me laugh harder.
"Stop laughing this is not funny. What if my dad comes out here or better yet my daughter? I am not ready to explain this (she motioned back and forth between us and the car) to either of them." She freaked.
"Bella calm down. I'll call Alice to come get us out." I purposed.
"OH GOD! I will never hear the end of it if she does." She whined.
"Ok, what about Emmett?"
"Ha! Yeah do you really want to deal with that?" she questioned.
She was right; having Emmett get us out would be worse than Alice. At least she wouldn't be loud and obnoxious about it.
"Ok….so who does that leave us with?"
We both thought for a minute and came up with nothing. Damn I really needed to get some friends around here.
"Well…what about Esme?" she asked quietly.
"Oh…Yeah…Right. I am not doing that. That's just as bad as getting your dad out here." I mocked. Bella just looked at me like I was crazy.
"Bella I am not calling my mother…Excuse me mom...could you come over to Bella's and get us out of the back of the cop car? See she was feeling a little frisky after dinner and now we're locked in the back...yeah not happening baby."
"UUuuhhh… you asshole you are not blaming this all on me. As I recall it you were just as frisky if not friskier than me, not to mention this was your damn fantasy I was graciously fulfilling." She bitched.
"Excuse me? Who jumped on who's dick in the driveway?" I fought back.
"Oh please don't flatter yourself. I was giving you a goodnight kiss and you're the one that took it to the next level."
"Me?" I yelled.
"Yes…YOU!" she countered.
We were both irate. How dare she blame this on me! I was an innocent bystander on my way out when she bewitched me with her lips. Which I can't seem to take my eyes away from at the moment, or her heaving chest or the animalistic look she's giving me like we are about to have round two.
I focus on her lips how plump and swollen they are and had to fight the temptation to lunge at her. She is driving me crazy and we aren't even touching. But I fight it, if I give in then I have proven her right and I'm the frisky one.
She must have been able to read my thoughts because she slowly exhaled between her lips then teased me further dragging her pink nimble tongue across them. I couldn't help the growl in my chest and right as I moved for her the door opened and I was being pulled out by my collar.
"I think that's enough there Edward. My daughter needs to get her rest before tomorrow."
My heart plummeted into my stomach when I heard the former Chiefs voice. I felt like a damn teenage being caught mack'n with his girl at the bluffs. But this was worse, I knew Charlie wasn't stupid and knew exactly what his daughter and I were doing out here. I might as well go ahead and buy my headstone.
Bella leaped out of the car right after me and stared at her father.
"Thank you Charlie…We were just…We…" she tried to explain but wasn't doing very well.
"Mmmmhhhmmm. I know you were just, but it's late and you have an early day tomorrow young lady."
Bella gave me a little smirk and it looked like she was trying not to laugh.
Oh so now she finds this funny.
"Goodnight Edward…Will I see you tomorrow?" she asked shyly.
I could have made her sweat it and tell her maybe, but I didn't want to be a dick so I just smiled and shook my head yes before walking to my car.
As I climbed in and started the engine I looked back at the house and saw her smiling at me through the window. I smiled back and let out a small laugh before waving goodbye and backing out of the driveway.
I had it bad.
Oh my god, how embarrassing. I wanted to run away and hide but I couldn't stop laughing at the situation. I know when I was arguing with Edward in the back of the car I was letting it get to me but now it was just so freak'n funny. Edward looked like he was about to shit his pants when my dad pulled him out by his shirt collar.
I was happy to be out of there but the look Edward was giving me and the small argument we just had, had me ready for another go and when he growled…yes growled at me I swear I was ready to cum.
Oh well maybe some other time.
I was sleeping so well. I was curled up in my bed dreaming of Bella riding me in the back of her cop car.
Mmmmmm I hope this memory never goes away.
I was rudely awakened from my pleasant dream by someone banging pots and pans in the kitchen. I was ready to yell at Emmett to go fuck himself when I caught the smell of bacon and eggs. Emmett doesn't make bacon and eggs, Emmett can't even boil water without screwing it up. So if it's not Emmett in the kitchen there was a good chance that things worked out for him and that girl from the auto body place or it could be… OH SHIT!!
I shot out of my bed and put on the nearest pair of pants and a shirt before making my way out into the kitchen. When I got there I found my second suspicion to be correct and sat down at the breakfast bar.
"Morning mother." I greeted her and gave her my best smile hoping she won't be to upset.
"Good morning my son that never calls or writes or emails." She said while filling my plate with eggs and handing it to me.
Man she knows how to make a guy feel guilty.
"I'm sorry mom, I've been so busy with school and stuff, I apologize." I said sadly giving her a little pout.
"Don't use your little pout on me young man. I understand that you are busy with school, but when I have to hear from your sister and brother that you have been in town for almost four days and haven't even come by to see me or your father that hurts."
"Damn you Alice and Emmett." I mumbled.
"Now don't get mad at your brother and sister, you have other things to worry about today like passing your music final. So I made you a good breakfast and I hope you slept well so you can go in there nice and refreshed and blow your professor away." She encouraged.
"Thanks mom, you're the best." I reminded her and gave her a kiss on the cheek.
"I know this." She replied like a diva.
I laughed at her as she collected her things and made her way to the door.
"Oh and call me and let me know how you did. I know when you get back here that you'll hunt down a certain police officer so please let your dear old mother know before then." She smiled.
I nearly choked on my eggs. How did she know?
"Oh please sweetie, like I could ever get Alice to shut up about it. I think it's a good thing; you two are good for each other. Just be patent and easy with her, she's been through a lot."
"I know, she told me, and I will." I assured her.
"Thank you sweetie…break a leg."
Ok time to go impress Professor Asshole.
"Mommy, mommy time to get up. We need to leave." Yelled my little four year old alarm clock.
Why the hell she was up at seven thirty in the morning was beyond me. I guess she was excited; Alice and I are taking her to Seattle to go shopping. Whoever would be excited about getting up early to do this needs to have their head examined.
"Sweetie mommy will be up in a minute ok. She had a late night last night." I mumbled into my pillow.
"Oh really? And by chance were you up with a certain sibling of mine?" came a cheerful voice next to me.
"Go away Alice before I throw water on you and make you melt." I grumbled.
"Ha, you wish. Get up, I want to get to Seattle before noon." She instructed.
I relented and got out of bed and went into the bathroom to get ready. Half an hour later I walked down stairs and saw my little girl finishing her milk as Alice and Charlie were talking to Esme.
"Esme…hi. How are you?" I greeted and gave her a hug.
"I'm good Bella; I hope you don't mind me joining you girls today."
"Not at all, I think it's a great idea. You can help me keep Alice in line." I joked.
"Yeah, good luck with that." Mumbled Charlie before he went back up stairs and probably to sleep. Lucky dog.
"OK time to go." Instructed my gnome of a friend.
Not only had Alice talked me into shopping but she talked me into letting her drive…big mistake. I'm glad I wasn't on duty today, I had threatened to write Alice up for speeding but she just told me to pull my night stick out of my butt.
That made my four year old have a giggle fit.
"Geez Bella, I thought you would have calmed down a little bit after you got laid." Alice chirped.
If I could die, I really wish it could have been that moment.
"Hey! Four year old in the car." I hissed.
Not only a four year old, but the mother of said sibling that was doing the laying.
"Momma, what does Auntie Alice mean by getting laid?" questioned my daughter.
I just groaned and put my head into my hands. Alice and Esme thought it was the funniest thing ever.
"I'm glad you two think this is funny."
"Oh, Bella calm down. Renesme what Alice means is that your mother had some built up tension and she had a friend help her get rid of it." Explained Esme.
Well that wasn't too bad.
"Mommy is that what you and Mr. Edward were doing last night before he left."
Oh God make it stop.
"Sweetie, you were asleep before Mr. Edward left."
"No, I woke up. I saw you and him in the back of your car. He was giving you cooties." She said while scrunching her nose.
Shit! My daughter saw us; well at least she didn't see everything.
"Hey baby do you want to watch your movie for a little while." I asked trying to get her off this subject.
I put the movie on for her and gave her the head set so she could listen. When she was fully engrossed into the movie I sat back into the seat and sighed.
"The back of the cruiser…really?" questioned Alice.
"Shut it before I send you back to never never land." I threatened.
Alice stuck her tongue out at me and I gave her the bird.
"Girls…behave. You are suppose to be setting an example." Lectured Esme.
Alice and I stopped and sat back into our seats. We rode for a little while longer before Esme spoke again.
"Just for the record Bella…I am happy for the both of you." She stated then looked out the window.
Thank you god. There is nothing worse than wondering if your significant others mother approves of you.
I sighed and relaxed a little bit. I had a feeling that today was going to be an interesting day.
Bring it on Seattle.
What fun things can ensue in Seattle? IDK but I'm sure it will be great. Thank you for reading.