Disclaimer:  Cassie, Rachel, Tobias, and Jake belong to KAA.  Joey belongs to himself.  Our schools belong to the convents/monasteries that run them.  My craziness and desire to scare scary people is my own.

A/N: This was an actual conversation that happened between me and a scary dude that goes to my brother school.  Some background information:

Two weeks ago, my friend Maggie and I prank-called a scary guy named Justin.  I was the one speaking on the phone, and I told him my name was Rachel Berenson.  However, I acted like a slut, in no way like Rachel ever would act.  Last night, I instant messaged him online on a different screen name, saying once again that I was Rachel Berenson.  I eventually told him that he was talking to a fictional character though, and he guessed who I really was when I gave him enough hints.  At the same time, my friend Izzy was also bugging Justin online.  Justin asked his friend Joey to instant message Izzy and try and figure out who she was.  She gave her name as being Danae, and later she told them her last name was Fangor.  Earlier today, I instant messaged Joey and told him I was Cassie Jones, a friend of Danae's.  Later in the conversation, when I mention Rachel, I act like it is the same Rachel that Joey's friend Justin talked to earlier.  The last part at the end you must have read my fanfictions The Contact and The Carried to understand.  The following is a very humorous conversation I had with Joey, pretending to be Cassie Jones, where I tried to scare him.  This is meant to be humorous, and I know that Cassie and Rachel are out of character.  Also, we later told Joey that "Danae Fangor" was the future son of Tobias and Rachel.  Enjoy!  R/R!!!  P.S.:  Notice my screen name, which I created specially for scaring Joey, has to do with Animorphs, because of Megamorphs #2 where the French knights accuse Cassie and Rachel of being spying English witches.

Conversations of a Deranged Cassie and a Scary Person

EnglishWitch04: hey
SCSdrinksbeer: hey whos this?
EnglishWitch04: this is cassie, on my other sn
EnglishWitch04
: i use this one more often
SCSdrinksbeer
: o great
EnglishWitch04: hehe, whats wrong with this?
SCSdrinksbeer
: whats ur last name?
EnglishWitch04: jones
SCSdrinksbeer
: u go to our sister school?
EnglishWitch04: yup
SCSdrinksbeer
: do u know me?
EnglishWitch04: kinda.............we met once............for a sec
EnglishWitch04
: i doubt u remember me tho
SCSdrinksbeer
: when? who with?
EnglishWitch04: a friend
SCSdrinksbeer
: ok who?
EnglishWitch04: a friend
EnglishWitch04
: lol, i thought u were really hot tho............:-*

(A/N:  I do NOT actually think he is hot!  This was just to bug him, since I would not tell him who I was friends with!  He is actually butt-ugly!)


SCSdrinksbeer: holy shit! well thanks
SCSdrinksbeer: so maybe if u tell me who you are i can remember you
SCSdrinksbeer: i mean when i met u
SCSdrinksbeer: and who with
EnglishWitch04: lol, no thanx............
SCSdrinksbeer
: wtf! why not?
SCSdrinksbeer: ok lets try this again, who did I meet you with?
EnglishWitch04: a friend
SCSdrinksbeer
: just my luck that theres a girl who thinks im hot and she wont even tell me when she met me and who with
EnglishWitch04: lol
EnglishWitch04
: i can send u a pic tho
SCSdrinksbeer
: please do
EnglishWitch04 wants to directly connect.
SCSdrinksbeer's software does not support sending and receiving IM images.
SCSdrinksbeer: scsadrinksbeer@yahoo.com
EnglishWitch04: cant we send it over this?
EnglishWitch04
: i dont want u to know my email
SCSdrinksbeer
: uh hold on

(A/N: At this point, he imed me on another screen name where I COULD send him a picture.  The picture I sent was that of Cassie on the cover of book number nine, cropped to show only the completely human Cassie.)


SCSdrinksbeer: ouch
EnglishWitch04: sorry
SCSdrinksbeer
: ok where did i meet u again?
EnglishWitch04: at a dance or football game or some social event between our schools
EnglishWitch04
: i dont remember
SCSdrinksbeer
: and u hang around with........
EnglishWitch04: my friends
EnglishWitch04
: ;-)
SCSdrinksbeer: uh huh
EnglishWitch04: yeah
EnglishWitch04
: neway
SCSdrinksbeer
: u a sophomore?
EnglishWitch04: yup, look at the sn
SCSdrinksbeer
: yea, 04
SCSdrinksbeer: ok
SCSdrinksbeer: where did u go to gradeschool?
EnglishWitch04: in a skewl in ohio..........u havent heard of it
SCSdrinksbeer
: o
EnglishWitch04: yeah, sry
SCSdrinksbeer
: u do realize that not telling me who i met u with is REALLY PISSING ME OFF
EnglishWitch04: yup =)
EnglishWitch04
: neway
EnglishWitch04
: what have u been doing all nite?
SCSdrinksbeer
: pimpin my hos
EnglishWitch04: kewl
SCSdrinksbeer
: uhhuh
EnglishWitch04: so
SCSdrinksbeer
: so yea ur pissing me off
SCSdrinksbeer: im thinking about blocking you
EnglishWitch04: please dont
EnglishWitch04
: i enjoy talking to u
SCSdrinksbeer
: y shouldnt i
EnglishWitch04: but even if u did, i have about 20 other sns, seriously, and i always make more, lol
EnglishWitch04
: cuz i think ur hot
EnglishWitch04
: which is more than i can say about most ppl i know
SCSdrinksbeer
: ok, im gonna try one last time...
EnglishWitch04: ...
SCSdrinksbeer
: in order to have an intelligent conversation, i need to know who you are. the best way to do this is to know who your friends are and who you hang around with. Therefore, if you desire an intelligent conversation, you are going to have to tell me who your friends are and who you hang around with.
EnglishWitch04: lol
EnglishWitch04
: i hang out with danae a lot, and our friend rachel berenson introduced us to u
EnglishWitch04
: she didnt know u very well either, but she was friends with some1, i dunno who, who did
SCSdrinksbeer
: who in the blue hell is rachel berenson? does she go to ur school too?
EnglishWitch04: no......
EnglishWitch04
: she goes to another private school around here
EnglishWitch04
: shes my best friend
EnglishWitch04
: she died tho
SCSdrinksbeer
: what?
EnglishWitch04: rachel bereson died
SCSdrinksbeer
: really?
EnglishWitch04: but before that, she was my best friend and went to that other private school
EnglishWitch04
: ye
EnglishWitch04
: s
EnglishWitch04
: but she's gonna come back to life
EnglishWitch04
: i know it
SCSdrinksbeer
: ur creepin me out man
SCSdrinksbeer: i think im gonna have to block you
EnglishWitch04: SHE WILL COME BACK TO LIFE!!!!!!!!
EnglishWitch04
: dont say that she wont
EnglishWitch04
: she has too
SCSdrinksbeer
: yes i am definetly gonna block you
SCSdrinksbeer: cya l8r i guess
EnglishWitch04: she has to if jake is to ever come outta his depression
EnglishWitch04
: and if tobias is ever gonna come back to being human
EnglishWitch04
: and if were gonna save the universe
SCSdrinksbeer signed off at 10:54:10 PM
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EnglishWitch04: :'(