Chay, another song parody! I really like doing these, if for no one else's amusement than just my own. I'd been mulling this one over for awhile and everytime I heard the real version, I'd start making up snatches for my song! Anywho, the real song is by Soulja Boy (I'm not really a fan of his, but if I like a song, then I like a song, regardless of the artist) and the name of his song is "Kiss me Through the Phone." For those who know it, use it as a reference when reading this. For those of you who don't know it, go listen to it, then come back and read this, xD!

Anywho, regardless, simply enjoy it!


Yagami tell 'em!

~.~.~

Misa, I know that you like me,

And I know this might be

Inconvenient for you but I know that that's the issue

I don't want to kiss you, hug or just be with you

Try to understand so you can please leave me alone (please leave me alone)

Stop stalking my home (my home)

Please leave me alone (please leave me alone)

You know this can't go on (can't go on)

~.~.~

Misa, I know that you like me

You wanna be my wifey

L, please tell her man, I don't really like her!

Annoying little stalker!

Love notes on my locker

Always wanna text me and call me on the phone

Yeah, all day and everyday she needs me

And every time she sees me, it really just peeves me

'I miss you! I miss you!'

But I just want to lose you but I can't!

(Just what the hell have I gotten myself into?)

~.~.~

Misa, I know that you like me,

And I know this might be

Inconvenient for you but I know that that's the issue

I don't want to kiss you, hug or just be with you

Try to understand so you can please leave me alone (please leave me alone)

Stop stalking my home (my home)

Please leave me alone (please leave me alone)

You know this can't go on (can't go on)

~.~.~

Misa, I've been thinking lately

So much about things

Everything about you, fans like it;

I vomit!

Spot-light of the public, commercials by the dozens

Can't get enough of it

So please leave me alone!

"Misa-Misa's so pretty, I love her complexion

Her style's perfection"

'I miss you! I miss you! I miss you!'

And I just want to lose you but I can't!

(Just what the hell have I gotten myself into?)

~.~.~

Misa, I know that you like me

And I know this might be

Inconvenient for you but I know that that's the issue

I don't want to kiss you, hug or just be with you

Try to understand so you can please leave me alone (please leave me alone)

Stop stalking my home (my home)

Please leave me alone (please leave me alone)

You know this can't go on (can't go on)

~.~.~

She calls my phone like: Da da, da da da da da da, da da da da da, da da da da

Annoying me like: Da da, da da da da da da, da da da da da, da da da da

Talking my ear off like: Da da, da da da da da da, da da da da da, da da da da

Can't catch a hint like: Da da, da da da da da da, da da da da

(Just what the hell have I gotten myself into?)

~.~.~

Misa, I know that you like me

And I know this might be

Inconvenient for you but I know that that's the issue

I don't want to kiss you, hug or just be with you

Try to understand so you can please leave me alone (please leave me alone)

Stop stalking my home (my home)

Please leave me alone (please leave me alone)

You know this can't go on (can't go on)


Forgive some of the ebonics in this, for I know Light would never in a million years say something like "wifey" lol! But…eh, I wanted it to have a bit of an urban feel so that's why I didn't change the word. Anyways, please review, even if you thought this was atrocious…I don't know why I'd want to hear your flames but okay…^_^