ONCE UPON A TiME, THERE WAS A LiTTLE GiRL NAMED JEAN…
HE- i MEAN, SHE LOVED A….GUY? YES, A GUY NAMED….ER, RANDY HAWKEYE.
YES, THAT'S IT.
And his sister was Riza Hawkeye.
And actually, JEAN IS A GUY!
AND HE'S STILL IN LOVE WITH RANDY HAWKEYE.
BUT RANDY DIED.
SO Jean eloped with Riza. Then, Riza died.
So he eloped with Fuery, his bestest buddy. And then some guy named "Edward" (NOT THAT VAMPIRE) joined their team.
Edward married Roy.
Of course, Roy was the seme.
Then Riza came back to life, and Fuery died from… loss of memory. He got the loss of memory from a Carrie-Lou.
So Jean, whose last name was Havoc, and Riza got married.
They had a double wedding with Roy and Ed.
Then Fuery came back to life, and married Cheese-kun.
AND FUERY WAS THE SEME
And then Riza became Fuhrer, because Roy went to the Bahamas with Ed.
Then, Al came back from the bathroom.
He was in the bathroom for a very long time.
"Too much milk!!!!111!!!" yelled Edward.
"MILK WA IIDESUYO!" Al yelled back.
Then they all died.