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author's note: Coarse language? Enjoy. Please review!

summary: When he's on top of Buffybot, it's easy to pretend. Then she opens her mouth and he remembers. Spike/Buffybot.




Her body is lean and muscular, and it resembles Buffy's in every way. Her lips are smooth and glossy, every single time. She contorts in ways and performs physical acrobatic acts no non-Slayer could ever think possible. She doesn't bother with bollocks like small-talk and mindless chatter.

They spar. They cuddle. They fuck. It's perfect.

Then she says, "Should I start this programme over?" and for the briefest of seconds, he feels like crying.

But he doesn't. It wouldn't be manly. Instead he tells her to never use that bloody word again. And the best part about Buffybot is, she listens.