Place- The tree house
People- Lock, Barrel, (If you haven't read my other story that's ok.) Kassidy and Sarina
Age- ? (I forgot XD)
Lock entered the house laughing like a jackle. "What did you do?" Barrel was sitting on the couch playing Xbox with Sarina and Kassidy.
"I took the mayor's book again. I just love watching his face when he finds out it's gone." He laughed harder. Kassidy and Sarina looked at Lock with a blank face. Killing Barrel's character without looking. Barrel, once again, went into one of his little panic attacks.
"How do you do that? I'm still not paying you and-" He went along ranting about not paying his bet he made with the two girls.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you." Kassidy told Lock. Who was still laughing. He stopped and looked at them.
"Why not?" Kassidy and Sarina looked at each other and said at the same time after clearing their throats.
"Evil Overlord Rule #20: Despite it's proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly." Lock's mouth got wider and wider as their sentance got longer and longer. At the end he simply said, "What?"
Kassidy turned. "Oh never mind."
"I'm not paying the bet I made with you guys! Your cheating! I don't know how, but you are! I will find out how! I will find-" Barrel went on breathing hard. Lock looked at them.
"Wait you have an Evil Overlord List?"
"Yes." They said.
"Are you joking?" He said.
"No...Rule #7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No." " They said.
"What other lists do you have?" He asked thinking about the stupidest list they could have.
"We have a 'If Doomsday Ever Came List." Kassidy said. Sarina nodded and looked at Barrel.
"And we have a If Someone Doesn't Pay Up A Bet They Made List..." She smiled sweetly at Barrel. Barrel looked at her then started ranting again taking no note.
"What's the stupidest list you have?" Lock asked.
"What We Should Do If We Ever Met A Kid That Was Undead And Dressed Like A Devil And Was Named Lock." Sarina smiled showing her teeth.
Lock shifted his feet. "Really?" Sarina and Kassidy nodded.
"And the rule is. #1 If Lock is really stupid like we thought he would be...we never finished that rule really." Sarina and Kassidy laughed.