For those of you who have or have not watched Family Guy, I just wanted to point out that this is a mere reference, not the full episode. I confess that I have never watched the episode myself so if any of the following items seem a little on the Family Guy side, ignore it.

Sex Lesson

By Pala-and-Papipa

Ahsoka was walking past a group of perverted clone troopers when a question popped into her head. She quickly ran to her Master, Anakin Skywalker, to ask it. "Master?"

Anakin sighed and turned to his Padawan. "Yes?"

"What's sex?"

The Jedi looked at his Padawan weirdly. "Your parents never told you...?"

"My parents died when I asked them."

"Oh, well, it's... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... ummmmmmmmmmm... uhhhhhhhhhhh... it's... a... type of... cake. Yeah, that's what it is. A type of cake."

"Oh. Weird. I was just walking past some clone troopers and they were talking about sticking-"


"Is it really that embarrassing to talk about? It's just a type of cake." Ahsoka walked away before Anakin could actually tell her what it is.

"No, Ahsoka, wait-"


Rex was having a party at his quarters aboard the Resolute. Ahsoka was the first to get an arrive. "You know what Rex? We should have lots of sex at your party!!! Lots and lots of it!!!"

Rex, unhelmeted, looked at her weird. "Um... Ahsoka, do you know what that means?"

"Of course!!!"

Rex blinked. "Um... how high are you?"

"Not at all. Why?"

"Um... nothing.

Rex left in a hurry after Ahsoka seemed to attempt sexual assault. Ahsoka shrugged. Anakin ran up to her. "Ahsoka!!!"

"What is it, Master?"

"I... I need to tell you something!!!"

"What is it?"

"What sex really is."

"But... you told me-"

"I was being SARCASTIC. This is the real meaning." Anakin hesitantly told her what it really means. You all should know.

After hearing the meaning of the one word, Ahsoka was SHOCKED. "So... I actually told Rex that-"


"And that-"




I know that was weird.

And that you enjoyed it in a creepy way.

A really, really, really creepy way.

Well, I'm going to show you more pointless stories soon enough.

And you're probably going to enjoy them.

In a really, really, really creepy way.