Written by me (Rebecca). Well, me and Recia were texting each other and this story came to mind. Recia is pronounced Ree-see-ah…not Ree-shee-ah or some other messed up way. Sorry, there are no anime characters in this. This is dedicated to Recia (and I'm being nice by posting this even tho u havent commented on the other two chaps!!, so comment on them please and make me happy!!)

Marriage

Two friends, Rebecca and Recia, were walking through beautiful Paris at night just enjoying the pretty sites. They were passing under the Eiffel Tower when Recia just suddenly ran off with a huge goofy smile on her face.

She had seen the love of her life, Jean-Luc Echarpe. The only problem is that he was showing his new fiancé, Heather Westfield, around the city of his birth. Although, his birth was about five hundred years ago.

Recia ran up to the couple and wrapped her arms around one of Jean-Luc's.

Jean-Luc tried to pry her off but it wasn't possible without breaking her arm. Heather glared at her.

"Shit," Rebecca said running up to her friend and started to try and pull Recia away from Jean-Luc. Recia was still looking at Jean-Luc with a dreamy look on her face. "I'm terribly sorry," Rebecca grunted, finally pulling Recia away and she started to drag the lovesick girl away from the happy couple, "about this. She gets like this sometimes and we're trying to find a cure. Goodbye," Rebecca said.

Recia finally snapped out of her daze. "NO!" she shouted. "I love you Jean-Luc and you can't marry this bitch because you're already married to me," she said and crossed her arms, just daring them to fight her.

"What are you talking about?" Heather asked rudely.

"We got married in marvelous Las Vegas."

"Las Vegas?" Heather asked in disbelief.

"Three years ago, Jean-Luc here was on a business meeting and he got a ah hem little drunk and I was there and one thing led to another and then we're married!"

"Oh!" Rebecca exclaimed. "So, that's Jean-Luc."

"Well, duh. How did you not see that? He's a vampire for peats sake," Recia said.

Heather gasped. "How did she know?"

"I think she knows a lot about me...more than I want her to," Jean-Luc responded.

"I was more concerned about collecting you and getting as far away from the embarrassment as possible, not who you were hugging," Rebecca told Recia.

"Listen, Recia," Jean-Luc said. "I'm flattered that you love me, but it's just I don't feel the same way about you and you signed the divorce papers the day before I left Las Vegas."

"I don't remember signing any papers," Recia said.

"You were drunk when you signed them," he explained. "Please don't make me get a restraining order on you."

Recia was silent for a minute. "Yeah, well, you know what, Jean-Luc? You—you're just a whore!" Recia exclaimed and stormed off. Rebecca's shoulders slumped as she sighed and walked off after her friend.

"That was strange," Heather said.

"Yes, yes it was," Jean-Luc responded.

Fin.

C/O list:
Recia: my friend
Jean-Luc: Love At Stake series (Recia hubby #1)
Heather: Love at Stake series…married to J-L in the books

I've had this one written for a while and at first I wasn't going to put it in the Yaoi Club oneshots cuz wen I started this, they didn't exist, but now I shall add this to that because it the characters are from a book.

Well, that's it. Please review. THAT MEANS YOU, RECIA!!!!!!!! ^_^