Recia's Birthday Present….NO, I DO NOT WANT A COOKIE!

By Rebecca to Recia (Happy Birthday, Buddy~)

Once upon a time, there was a crazy girl by the name of Recia. Now, Recia was a special child. She loved vampires. Not just any vampires, but two by the name of Angus MacKay and Jean-Luc Echarpe (both of which are from the Love at Stake series by Kerrelyn Sparks).

Unfortunately for Recia, they were both married and Jean-Luc was going to have two wonderful little children and—

"REBECCA!" Recia shouted down the stairs.

Rebecca sighed. This is why she never let Recia into the clubhouse.

"What, Recia?" Rebecca asked at a normal volume. You didn't need to shout inside the clubhouse, voices were carried to the recipient regardless of where they were via a very advanced computer system (and between you readers and me, it's a great way to spy on people's conversations).

"Who's there?" Frankie asked, walking half asleep into the room.

"No one, Frankie, go back to sleep," Rebecca said.

"Okay," Frankie mumbled and went back to her sleeping area under the Hexagon Table in the Meeting Room.

"REBECCA!" Recia shouted again and ran into the room.

"What? And how many times have I told you that you don't need to shout in here?"

"Heehee, sorry. Anyways, is this true?" Recia asked and thrust the most recent Love at Stake book into Rebecca's face.

Rebecca leaned back to avoid getting hit with the book. "Is what true?"

"That Jean-Luc is having a baby!" she wailed and collapsed onto her knees.

Rebecca patted her on her head. "Yes."

"NOOOOO~!"

"If it makes you feel better, Angus and Emma are unable to have children at all."

Recia sniffed. "I know, but still…"

Frankie shuffled back into the room with a leash around Mello's neck. "What?" Frankie asked in response to Recia's look.

"Now I remember why I don't come down here."

"Mello, come on." Frankie tugged on the leash and led Mello out of the room.

Rebecca was happily munching on some chocolate and Mello stared at it as he was pulled out of the room.

"I GOT IT!" Recia shouted. Rebecca choked on the piece in her mouth.

"What?" she asked.

Recia grinned evilly. "I am going to go kill Emma and Heather and then Angus and Jean-Luc will have to be with me for saving their lives from the evil woman!" The fire of youth was burning in her eyes.

"Uhh, okay…"

"Yosh!" Recia shouted and ran out of the room.

Rebecca jumped out of her seat in alarm. "Wait, Recia! You don't know how to get out of here!"

Three hours later, Rebecca managed to find Recia in the maze part of the clubhouse. It was a room that was at least 5 square miles big and it had a maze in it. If you made it to the center, you were teleported back to the start and Rebecca had a feeling that the maze could change shape and paths.

They made it out and Rebecca showed Recia the exit. She ran out to go find her loves.

Somehow, like magic, Recia made it to New York where the Annual Fictional Characters Conference was being held.

Recia walked in with a name tag that read 'Real Person'. She was looking for any of the Love at Stake characters that could tell her where Jean-Luc and Angus where.

Recia was walking around, minding her own business when she ran into someone that was dressed in a black cloak with red clouds on it. She looked up to apologize, but her words were caught in her throat when she saw the green plant growing out of the person's neck. Their face was also half white and half black. That would scare any normal person.

"'Real Person', huh?" the plant-man said. "You think she tastes good?"

"Wha-what?" Recia stuttered out.

"Zetsu!" Rebecca shouted. Recia jumped up and his behind her friend. "Don't scare my friends like that."

Zetsu looked down at his feet. "Sorry, Rebecca," he said and walked away back towards a bunch of other people in black cloaks with clouds on them.

Rebecca turned towards Recia. "Sorry about him. He's allowed to eat anyone, except my friends."

Recia nodded numbly. She noticed that Rebecca's nametag said 'Owner'.

"Come on," Rebecca said, grabbing onto Recia's wrist and dragging her forward. "I'll bring you to Jean-Luc and Angus."

They weaved through different people and many stands full of goods from each series.

"Wait," Recia said. "Is that Atticus?" Recia said and pointed to an old man over by the 'To Kill a Mockingbird' cast.

Rebecca chuckled. "Yes. The Love at Stake stand is over here."

"Hello, Rebecca, Recia," Laszlo said, picking another button off his coat. "Ian isn't here right now."

"I know," Rebecca replied. "And Envy is over by the Full Metal Alchemist cast…or he's out bothering Mello, but don't worry, he's not with me."

Laszlo sighed in relief. "Okay, good. Who are you looking for?"

"Emma and Heather."

"I think they're by the ANBU masks over in the Naruto area."

"Thanks, Laszlo," Rebecca sang and dragged Recia in that direction.

"Wait," Recia said. "How am I supposed to fight them?"

Rebecca facepalmed. "I thought that you had figured this out…"

"I thought I did, too…"

Rebecca led Recia to the ANBU booth and they caught site of Emma and Heather talking. "Okay, here's what we'll do," Rebecca started.

"Uh huh," Recia said.

"You'll charge in first and then I'll back you up if you need it, okay?"

"Uh huh." Recia nodded and ran towards the duo with her right fist ready to punch Heather in the face.

Emma sighed and held Recia back by putting her hand on Recia's head. Recia swung her arms trying to hit Emma.

"Recia," Emma said, "you need to stop this." She looked up at Rebecca. "Why did you encourage this?"

Rebecca shrugged, laughing. "Entertainment."

Recia sunk to the ground in exhaustion and she was breathing heavily. By now, a crowd of many different fictional characters had converged around the small group.

Emma squatted down in front of Recia. "Listen, Recia, you need to stop this, please. We let you have Angus and Jean-Luc on your birthday."

"But, today's my birthday party."

Emma looked up at Rebecca to confirm this and Rebecca nodded.

"Okay, you may have them today as well."

Recia jumped up happily. "YAY~~!" She ran and collected the two of them from the crowd and dragged them away.

Fin.

This story seriously wrote itself. I have no idea where the New York Annual Fictional Characters Convention came from lol. C/O list:
Recia, Rebecca, Frankie: real people
Zetsu: Naruto
Envy: FMA
Mello: Death Note
Ian, Laszlo, Jean-Luc, Angus, Heather, Emma: LAS series

Until next time~
Rebecca aka Lord Rebecca-Sama