This was written by Becky…..however, this is a true story and everything in here really happened…except the part about the dog…

Lunchtime Conversations

(Rebecca, Briana, and I observed Robby on November 3, 2010 and this is what our findings are. Regular font is me. Bold is Rebecca. Italics are Briana)

11:37 AM
Eats like a rooster

11:38 AM
Subject looks like having an orgasm while eating

11:39 AM
Eats like a freak
Freaks out randomly, shouts "Ew" repeatedly
Hallucinations?

11:40 AM
Sings to self.
Slams fists in frustration about Sudoku. (Is someone failing epically?)
Whistles to self, drums with fingers.

11:41 AM
Ready to kill observer by staring menacingly at me.

11:42 AM
Thinks he is someone else.
Smiles like sociopath.
Whistling again.
O.o he's gonna kill us?

11:43 AM
Doesn't like being poked. (But who does?)
Freaked out, threw bag full of crumbs at Briana
Fake apologizes

11:44 AM
Has 'mur' conversation with random girl.

11:45 AM
Sings to self.
...He's planning something...
DEAR GOD HE IS GONNA KILL US ALL

11:46 AM
Is thinking (That can't be good)
Sudoku is still being worked on (He sure is slow...)

11:47 AM
Growls
Looks at me evilly
Counted from 2 to 6
Says "clock" (?)
Hums ode to joy

11:49 AM
Introduced to yaoi:
"It's in the way of Sudoku" (Still working on it... REALLY?)
"They must be good friends." (Referring to the cover. Is he gay?)
Sexual preference: "kaaaaaaaaaaaaa...h"

11:50 AM
Twitches from question asked by Rebecca.
Tries to stab Briana for taking Sudoku

11:51 AM
Stabs Briana and applies pressure

11:52 AM
Still Sudoku (REALLY?)
Has to go back in time.
Messed up on Sudoku

11:53 AM
Can Bible Study (bullshit) his way through Sudoku

11:54 AM
Freaks out at mouthgaurd case. Shakes in fear.

11:55 AM
He will end Briana. Rebecca will want to die. (what about me?)
Murderous thoughts?

11:56 AM
Starts eating bag. NO REALLY, HE IS!
Licks fingers in delight.
Looks angrily at me, I'm gonna die.

11:57 AM
Gets help on Sudoku (wuss. hahaha he's an idiot for needing help. jk)

11:57 AM
I lost my brain cells.
- Bri (After helping subject with Sudoku)

11:58 AM
Plastic bag is still in mouth. Can't seem to swallow it, (TWSS)

11:58 AM
I forgot to feed my dog. AGAIN

11:59 AM
sorry, but its too late, I already ate him.

12:00PM
Freaked out.
Has to start over (Yup, he's slow)

12:01PM
Stands up. (We're gonna die!)
Spits out bag in trash (oh thank jeebus)
Got his period.
Makes weird faces.

12:02 PM
Reads comics

12:03 PM
Declares himself as future king.

12:04 PM
Observer and others were murdered by subject.


And that was what happened O_O it be all true…except for the dog part…and us dying at the end but still, but anything that Robby did was true.

No anime characters, so no C/O list. Until next time~
Rebecca
aka Lord Rebecca-Sama