This was written by Becky…..however, this is a true story and everything in here really happened…except the part about the dog…
(Rebecca, Briana, and I observed Robby on November 3, 2010 and this is what our findings are. Regular font is me. Bold is Rebecca. Italics are Briana)
Eats like a rooster
Subject looks like having an orgasm while eating
Eats like a freak
Freaks out randomly, shouts "Ew" repeatedly
Sings to self.
Slams fists in frustration about Sudoku. (Is someone failing epically?)
Whistles to self, drums with fingers.
Ready to kill observer by staring menacingly at me.
Thinks he is someone else.
Smiles like sociopath.
O.o he's gonna kill us?
Doesn't like being poked. (But who does?)
Freaked out, threw bag full of crumbs at Briana
Has 'mur' conversation with random girl.
Sings to self.
...He's planning something...
DEAR GOD HE IS GONNA KILL US ALL
Is thinking (That can't be good)
Sudoku is still being worked on (He sure is slow...)
Looks at me evilly
Counted from 2 to 6
Says "clock" (?)
Hums ode to joy
Introduced to yaoi:
"It's in the way of Sudoku" (Still working on it... REALLY?)
"They must be good friends." (Referring to the cover. Is he gay?)
Sexual preference: "kaaaaaaaaaaaaa...h"
Twitches from question asked by Rebecca.
Tries to stab Briana for taking Sudoku
Stabs Briana and applies pressure
Still Sudoku (REALLY?)
Has to go back in time.
Messed up on Sudoku
Can Bible Study (bullshit) his way through Sudoku
Freaks out at mouthgaurd case. Shakes in fear.
He will end Briana. Rebecca will want to die. (what about me?)
Starts eating bag. NO REALLY, HE IS!
Licks fingers in delight.
Looks angrily at me, I'm gonna die.
Gets help on Sudoku (wuss. hahaha he's an idiot for needing help. jk)
I lost my brain cells.
- Bri (After helping subject with Sudoku)
Plastic bag is still in mouth. Can't seem to swallow it, (TWSS)
I forgot to feed my dog. AGAIN
sorry, but its too late, I already ate him.
Has to start over (Yup, he's slow)
Stands up. (We're gonna die!)
Spits out bag in trash (oh thank jeebus)
Got his period.
Makes weird faces.
Declares himself as future king.
Observer and others were murdered by subject.
And that was what happened O_O it be all true…except for the dog part…and us dying at the end but still, but anything that Robby did was true.
No anime characters, so no C/O list. Until next time~
Rebecca aka Lord Rebecca-Sama