Hey, everyone! This popped into my mind after watching a pregnancy test commercial that said, "One out of every four women cannot read the results of a pregnancy test." It really disturbed me, then I thought, well if one in four women can't, what about the man? And I came up with this! It's just a little drabble, but enjoy!
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Carolyn and Mike held their breaths as they stared at the tiny white stick clutched in Carolyn's trembling hand.
As the results appeared, Mike looked at Carolyn. "What does it say?"
She looked at the stick, then gave him a look. "What do you mean, what does it say? It's right there!"
He squinted at the white stick, his brow furrowed. "I see two lines." He looked at her for an explanation.
She blew out an exasperated breath. "It's right there, staring you in the face, Logan, and you still can't figure it out?"
He finally grabbed the box she had discarded and flipped it over. "This doesn't help!"
"For God's sake, Logan, it's positive! I'm pregnant!"
His eyes widened. "Positive?"
She tossed the test into the trash, then washed her hands and glared at him. "Yeah, I'm pregnant, as in baby makes three." She glared down at the box he clutched in his hands.
"So much for easy to read results."
A/N: I hope everyone enjoyed this silly little bit!
Also, whoever is out there nastily reviewing stories, come on! If stories are properly labeled on what ships and what kind of content, and you don't like it, DON'T READ! It's really that simple! Don't waste review space on attacking something that someone put a lot of heart into, or if you must, have the balls to log in so we can get back to ya on that. It's like the freakin' kid that runs up and pinches ya, then runs back to mommy so nothing happens to them. Am I right, people? I mean, I love constructive criticism. That's great. But there's a difference in that and FLAMING. Thank you for taking the time to read this, and hopefully whoever is doing this out there will just keep their mouths shut, or grow a pair and start logging in. But there's a difference in that and FLAMING. Everyone who agrees with this, please post this in your next story or profile! MC ROCKS!