About 7 years after the end of Breaking Dawn
"No. No no no no no." Emmett breathed in horror. "What happened? Edward? Jasper?" he looked at them each in turn and fell to his knees in from of his destroyed game system. Shards of broken CDs littered the ground, light glinting off their shiny surfaces.
Rosalie knelt down beside Emmett "It's okay Emmett, we'll get you some new games to play."
Emmett ignored her "Guitar Hero too?" He turned to Edward and Jasper accusingly "You monsters."
"We're sorry, really Emmett we are." Edward apologized.
"Yeah," Jasper agreed "we'll clean it up and buy you some new games, it's not a big deal."
"Not. A. Big. DEAL?" Emmett shrieked "Of course it's a big deal! You massacred my entire X-box collection!" he clutched at his chest. "Oh God. I think I'm going into shock."
"Emmett. You're a vampire. That's not even physically possible." Jasper pointed out.
"Shut up!" he screamed "You don't know what it's like."
The front door opened and Alice and Bella walked in each laden with shopping bags. Alice, who had already forseen what had happened, was laughing quietly. Bella stared at her with a strange expression on her face.
"What is wrong with you today Alice?" Bella questioned "You've been laughing like that ever since we left - " Bella caught sight of Emmett and the chaos surrounding him. "the...mall."
"What happened?" she asked, now attempting to stifle her own laughter.
"Edward and Jasper were playing chess, got frustrated and started to wrestle." Alice said with a giggle. "Quite frankly I'm sorry that I missed it."
And with that, Emmett, who was unable to take it anymore, ran out of the room and out into the forest to release his aggression far away from Esme's furniture.
Rosalie who was left behind, stood up and went over to Edward and Jasper.
"Thank you for that. Those games where starting to take over the house." Rosalie sighed.
"No problem," Edward smiled "Just try to keep him busy for a few days while he tries to get over his loss."
"Of course. We wouldn't want to trouble Alice and Bella with the job of putting you two back together again."
Edward and Jasper knelt down and began to sweep up the broken pieces of plastic. Rosalie went outside to try and comfort Emmett. Alice and Bella, put their bags away and knelt down beside their husbands to help pick up.
With a loud bang Jacob burst into the Cullen mansion with Renesme on his arm.
"Yo Emmett!" he called "You. Me. Guitar Here rematch. Right...now."
It took Jacob a second to take in the scene before him.
"No. No no no no no no no. What happened?"
Okay so what did you think? This was some random idea that I had today in study hall while I was trying to figure out how the write the next chapter of 'The Snowstorm'. Usually writer's block totally sucks but when it gives you silly ideas like this... well I won't complain, IF you review, otherwise I'll just bitch and bitch and bitch... and I'll have you know that my mother doesn't condone swearing in her house!