Hi I saw this on and thought it was creative. It's Called Nessie's Mom. Enjoy. Once more, not mine.

Nessie's mom has got it goin' on
Nessie's mom has got it goin' on
Nessie's mom has got it goin' on
Nessie's mom has got it goin' on

Nessie, can I come over after school? (after school)
We can hang around by la push (hang by la push)
Did your mom get back from her Italy trip? (Italy trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)

You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see

Nessie's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Nessie, can't you see that you're the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm also in love with Nessie's mom

Nessie's mom has got it goin' on
Nessie's mom has got it goin' on

Nessie, do you remember when I fixed your car? (fixed your car)
Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (the way she stared)
And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there" (a spot over there)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But when your dad goes hunting, your mom could use a guy like me

Nessie's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Nessie, can't you see that you're the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm also in love with Nessie's mom

Nessie's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Nessie, can't you see that you're the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm also in love with Nessie's mom (I know it might be wrong)
I'm in love with (Nessie's mom oh oh)
(Nessie's mom oh oh)
I'm also in love with Nessie's mom

Ok it isn't exact, but I thought this was cute and funny. Review!