Power Rangers Humor Central

Disclaimer: Same as before.

A/N: This is the last chapter. I hope you enjoy and please review!


Chapter 7: Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie

Lt. Stone: Boys, listen up, because you know how I hate to pants myself. I HATE to pants myself.
Bulk: Just did, sir.

Zordon: Behold your new Turbo pants.
Tanya Sloan: They're just ordinary cars.
Zordon: No Tanya, they are extraordinary cars!

Divatox: Hi, Rita, D. here. Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you, I totally forgot about the pants change, but I need you to tell me this: how do I get rid of the Power Rangers?
Rita Repulsa: What? The Power Rangers? Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah! If I knew that, do you think I would be lying here listening to this?
[Puts the phone on Lord Pants, who is snoring]
Rita Repulsa: My advice to you, Divatox: RUUUN!
Divatox: Thanks for nothing!

Divatox: "You mark my words, Rygog, the Power Pants will pay for this one day! I never accept defeat!"
Rygog: "Right, no defeat! So what do we do now?"
Divatox: "RUN!"

Divatox: If anyone knows a reason why we two shouldn't get together in pants: SHUT UP!

Divatox: Lerigot holds the only key to freeing Maligore, the Great Flame of Destruction, and my pants-to-be. Once we are wed, I will use his powers to raid all the riches of the universe. Oooh, thinking about it just gives me goose bumps.
Elgar: Kinda gives me gas.

Justin: Good thing you don't need a pants to drive a Zord.

Kimberly: Pink is out.

Eugene "Skull" Skullovitch: [speaking in a Spanish accent after being Brain-scrambled] Hola!
Bulk: [speaking in a German accent] Ja, guten tag!
Eugene "Skull" Skullovitch: My name... is Antonio Bandana.
Kimberly: [confused] Bulk? Skull? Is that you?
Bulk: You are pantsing us?
Eugene "Skull" Skullovitch: Who is this... Bulk and... Skull?
Kimberly: Something is definitely wrong here.
Eugene "Skull" Skullovitch: Huh?
[In a high pitched screech]
Eugene "Skull" Skullovitch: YAH-HAH!

Justin: Guys, I'm the new Blue Pants!

Tommy: Shift into Pants!

Tommy: All right, let's rip some pants. Shift into turbo!

Divatox: I didn't even get a pants!

Tommy: Back to pants!

Divatox: Remind me to get another pants.

Kat: Zeo Pants One, Pink!

Jason: (Possessed, To Tommy) Now I'm the one with the pants and the power!


A/N: So what did you think? I'm probably going to do some more of these in the future. I just don't have the time right now with my other stories and real life and all. Anyway, please leave a review on your way out. I really appreciate it!