It has definitely been forever and a day since I uploaded this. It's been so long I forgot how these chapters went so I had to re-read them. I was actually thinking about stopping it. Then the new chapter where Zombie Itachi is in it made me want to write it again. Then I was an idiot and forgot my memory stick at school before break and couldn't write due to that. Plus before that I had major brain fail on all of my stories. I know excuses.

I would love to tell you that this means I will upload with any type of pattern again, but sadly I doubt it. I am going to try to keep writing again but I get really involved by work and kill my brain every day so that might not work. I was told once that the best way to keep writing is to write regularly, and they were completely correct.

I also got a Kitty who hates paper and me not paying attention to it.

Did anyone else go 'Wait, what?' when they read the new chapters about Madara?

Sorry it is also short….


"Finally here." Kankuro whined.

"At least you didn't have to walk through a bog." I whined.

"Will you drop the bog thing?" Temari questioned.


"Akira." Gaara sighed actually annoyed with me for once. I knew he had a breaking point. It was only a matter of time until I annoyed him. Ultra secret unknown even to me mission: success.

"Where is here?" I questioned noticing that there were a lot of different looking ninja there. There was random female ninja, oddly short guy ninja, Danzo, and many other unimportant ninja. All the aforementioned ninja were odd looking. It actually made me more comfortable to be around strange looking ninja, stupid time with the Akatsuki making me comfy around dangerous ninja people.

"The meeting of Kage's."

"Or the Kage Summit to some." Oddly short ninja guy informed me with a huff.

"That's nice." I humored the random old guy with a strange nose.

"You should be nicer to your elders." random old guy told me.

"I should." I agreed sitting down on the floor near Gaara. They apparently only had chairs for Kages. Stupid meeting with no chairs for the rest of us. Seriously not even a folding chair. It's not like I want a throne or anything, although that would be nice, just a chair. Or maybe a pillow for the hard ground. Maybe if I knock out Kankuro I can sit on his passed out body?

"Temari, Akira is plotting against me again." Kankuro whispered nervously to Temari after about a minute of me staring at him. It only took him a minute to figure that out, impressive.

"What did you do?" Temari questioned noticing that I was glaring eerily at Kankuro.

"I don't know." Kankuro responded.

"Be nice." Gaara told me petting my head like someone would do their pet. I pouted at that and decided to find some non-Kankuro-threatening way of becoming more comfortable on the ground. I guess I will just have to settle for imagining that there is a giant pillow on the ground. On maybe the walls are padded too. Maybe I can imagine we are all floating on clouds, that would be fun I am going to do that.

"We need to form an alliance to stop the Akatsuki."

"We need to know what they are planning."

"Do you know Akira?" Gaara questioned looking down at me sitting next to him on the floor.

"Not really. They didn't tell me much even though I was a member-

"You were a member of the Akatsuki?" they interrupted me.

"Yes, why does everyone doubt that?" I whined.

"Your lack of chakra is high on the possible reason list."

"My complete lack of chakra mind you."

"That is strange."

"Doesn't that make you think it is sealed, masked, or something?" I questioned wondering about the smarts of the Kages.

"Yes." They admitted.

"So?" They random lady Kage questioned.

In response I held out my hand and was about to snap my fingers inorder to answer their questions when I was once more interrupted.

"Zetsu!" I shouted jumping off the floor as if I was afraid he would devour me if I stayed down there.

"Uchiha Sasuke is here." Zetsu told us.

"Thanks for the tip?" I questioned wondering how that helped us. Everyone else seemed shocked and excited by this news so I guess it was a big deal. I was pondering this so I missed some conversation. I tuned back in when someone decided to punch through the wall. I wonder if he knew there was a door. Maybe he was angry with the wall because it didn't combust when he stared at it. Poor wall didn't deserve that. It was just doing its job, keeping the ceiling up.

"When did you all throw yourselves away?" Gaara questioned the Kage's when I once again started to pay attention.

"So what are we going to do?"

"Apparently talk some more in this room with the giant hole in the wall." I muttered.

"What did you say?" the old man angrily questioned me.

"Apparently we are going to stand here talking while that guy whose name I forgot is out there battling Sasuke instead of helping him. I am just thankful he is a Kage and will probably be fine, because if he wasn't…" stopped letting them figure out where I was going with that.

"What do you think we should do?"

"We should definitely stop Sasuke, stop the Akatsuki, and then go home." I told them simply.

"It's not that simple."

"It is." I disagreed.

"Very well." Gaara agreed with me walking calmly out the hole in the wall.

"There is a perfectly good door here too." I pointed out.

"Hahaha." Kankuro laughed as everyone else ignored me and used the hole. I decided I would use the poor door. It only wanted to fulfill its purpose of letting people in and out of the room. Then this upstart hole encroached upon its territory. I will support you door. You were here first.

"Gaara of the Desert." I heard Sasuke say. Apparently going through the hole was quicker, who would have known.

"Why did you stop him?"

"If I didn't the flames would have hurt you more." Gaara said as I slipped into the room through the hallway that I had to walk through after coming through the door.

"Ah, Akira, there you are." Sasuke greeted me.

"Hi small Not-Itachi." I greeted with the man-nod. Usually I would have smiled and nodded to him, or waved, but I am still angry about the killing Itachi thing.

"Don't call me that." He said glaring at me.

"Would you rather I call you an idiot? I wouldn't have a problem with that." I offered smiling sweetly at him while I fingered my-Itachi's ring.

"How am I an idiot?" He questioned smirking at me.

"He died for you."

"I beat him."

"He let you. He wanted you to be safe. He protected you and the village."

"Stop mentioning him." Sasuke glared at me.

"Fine, I don't want to talk to you anymore then." I said glaring back at him.

"You still have the same eyes." Gaara mentioned to Sasuke. I disagree, his eyes looked pretty different earlier.

Preview from the next chapter: Crying Kage

"If he could be convinced Naruto would have convinced him."

"Yeah, he's too stupid to learn things." I agreed with Kankuro. Wait a minute I just agreed with Kankuro…creepy.

Short chapter and short preview…sorry