Things That Could Have Happened On STAR WARS because it would be funny.
Its random. SO..
#1. Episode one
This is the part where Darth Maul pops up as the door opens.
*door opens, revealing Darth Maul*
*qui-gon and obi reach for lightsabers*
Pilot: Woah HOWLY CRAP!
*shoots Darth Maul*
#2. Episode one
This is after Little anikin accidentally gets shot into space on auto pilot
*droids shooting at anikin*
Anikin: r2, get us off this auto pilot, its gonna get us both ki—
*anikins fighter explodes*
#3. Episode five
This is after Luke gets his hand butchered off by Darth Vader and jumps down into the random hole thingy.
*luke hanging on to bars for dear life*
*melenium Falcon is coming!!!*
Han Solo: Alright kid, we got—
*luke accidentally lets go of bars and falls*
Han: Curse this slow piece of crap ship!
Leia: But I thought you said the Falcon was FAST
Han: Well… yeah… she is… when in lightspeed…
#4. Episode one
This is after obi kills Darth Maul
*obi walks over to wounded Qui-gon*
*qui gon stands up, perfectly fine*
Obi: DUDE ur alive im so happy this is sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*gives qui gon a giant pat on the back*
*obi accidentally pushes qui gon into the hole*
#5. Episode 2
After Jango fett and obi start fighting on kameno(or however you spell it)
*obi gets his hand tied on jangos string*
*obi pushes jango off ledge, making himself be pulled off ledge because of string*
*jango holds on as obi is hanging there*
*jango releases string*
*obi begins to fall*
*obi swings string for a mad attempt at attaching it to the bar thingy*
Obi: Oh ****!!!
*obi keeps falling*
*one of those weird aquatic bird thingies catches him*
Kamino dude: No problem—oh CRAP
*Jango shoot aquatic bird thingy*
*obi and kamino dude fall to their death*
Obi(before death): Curse you you danged bounty hunt—blublumbrbfsjhdjg(bubbles)
#6. Episode Four
This is after obi and Vader start to fight.
*obi gets killed by Vader and randomly disappears(WTF)*
*troops point guns at Luke*
Luke: oh cra—
*troops kill Luke*
#7 Episode one
Jar Jar is leading obi and qui gon to the Gungan city
Jar Jar: My warning you, gungans no likey outsiders, so don' 'spec a warm welcome.
Obi: don't worry, this hasn't been our day for warm welcomes.
*jar jar does weird flip and swims down to city with the pair of jedi*
Jar Jar: SO GOOD BEIN HOME!!
*gungans freaked out*
*GUngans riding weird animals pop up with spears*
Spear dude: We no likies outsiders!
Jar Jar: see, didn't meesa say? Oh teh noes!
*spear dude kills jar jar and the pair*
Spear dude: Were those JEDI???
Other Spear Dude: Meesa tinkin so.
Spear dude: Then how was it so easy to kill them?
Other spear dude: *shrugs* mai no know.