10 Ways Chapter 4

Ten ways to annoy Alice

Burn all of her clothes and cancel all of her credit cards.

Kill Jasper and blame Edward.

Tell her that Jasper has been cheating on her… with Jacob.

Make her shave her head and wear purple workout clothes with a red hat.

Call her witch and try to burn her at the stake. Have Jacob rescue her from the flames while he tells her how much he loves her. While this is happening, videotape it and put it on YouTube.

Kidnap her and put her in a cage with Jacob but refuse to let her out until she kisses him.

Force her to kiss all of the wolves in the pack twice. Videotape it and show it to Jasper as proof that she is cheating on him. Have a fake entry from her diary to prove it.

Have Edward fake burning Jasper and Bella. Videotape it and show Alice. Watch her reaction. Run like hell.

Give Jasper a love potion so he falls in love with Sam. Have him break up with Alice and run off with Sam. Pretend to comfort her while you are actually getting blackmail to save Bella.

Take all of her clothes and credit cards and put them on the other side of the treaty line. Refuse to give them back until she admits how much she loves Jacob.

A/N I'm running out of ideas. If you have any suggestions of which character you want next and any ideas of what should be done to them, let me know by reviewing. Thank you.