Ok i was re-reading tunnels of blood and it was really bugging me cause I realized just how much Murlough annoys me, again sorry fans but it might not be a bad ending if you read it. I have taken lines from tunnel of blood that I remember cause I probably cant do him right
MURLOUGH ANNOYS THE HELL OUT OF ME!
I was walking along like normal just minding my own business when suddenly a vampaneze jumped out on me. I yelled and ducked back. I recognised this one, it was the mad vampaneze, Murlough!
"A taste looking human" he said moving forward "Yum yum salty blood I taste it now yum taste human"
"Yeah you said that" I said
"Taste taste taste" he mumbled to himself
"Dummy" I muttered
"I am not!" he snapped "I got brains you see. Be caught if I didnt. Got brains. Plenty of brains"
"You said that!" I snapped back
"I know I know but it's true got lots of brains" he tapped his head
"Oh shut up!" I snapped
He frowned and pounced making me scream, he pulled me up and smelt me like a dog
"Nice salty blood" he mumbled
"Just kill me already!" I snapped
"Be quiet already I like savouring, Not too long, aint stupid, got lots of brains-"
"YOU SAID THAT!"
"You are starting to annoy me" he growled
"I'M annoying YOU!" I laughed then snapped "Your kidding right"
"Be quiet" he said
I rolled my eyes and he moved along my neck
"Gonna enjoy this, nice salty blood, drink you dry, stash the body, Murlough aint dumb, Murlough got-"
"If you say got brains then I swear to go i will kill you"
"Do you ever shut up!?"
"Of course I do but why should I. I got brains, lots of brains"
"THATS IT!!!" I screamed
I waved a sword over my head and brought it down on him. First I chopped his head off and then his arms and legs, I finished by making confettie out of him and chucking then around the place. Then finally I relaxed and smiled to myself.
Suddenly I was surrounded. At first I thought it was vampaneze here to get revenge. Then I remembered I wasn't a vampire and if he got killed by a human that was his own silly fault. I looked around again and saw both boys and girls and all human.
"Can I help you?" I asked
"You bitch!" They snapped
"What did I do?" I shrank away
"You killed him!"
"So?" I frowned "He was annoying... who are you lot anyway?"
"We are Murlough fans!" they growled
"Oh... shit..." I squeaked
NOT A CLUE-2009
by the way they are meant to have been burried by the fan people... enjoy? review!