Ok i was re-reading tunnels of blood and it was really bugging me cause I realized just how much Murlough annoys me, again sorry fans but it might not be a bad ending if you read it. I have taken lines from tunnel of blood that I remember cause I probably cant do him right


MURLOUGH ANNOYS THE HELL OUT OF ME!

I was walking along like normal just minding my own business when suddenly a vampaneze jumped out on me. I yelled and ducked back. I recognised this one, it was the mad vampaneze, Murlough!

"A taste looking human" he said moving forward "Yum yum salty blood I taste it now yum taste human"

"Yeah you said that" I said

"Taste taste taste" he mumbled to himself

"Dummy" I muttered

"I am not!" he snapped "I got brains you see. Be caught if I didnt. Got brains. Plenty of brains"

"You said that!" I snapped back

"I know I know but it's true got lots of brains" he tapped his head

"Oh shut up!" I snapped

He frowned and pounced making me scream, he pulled me up and smelt me like a dog

"Nice salty blood" he mumbled

"Just kill me already!" I snapped

"Be quiet already I like savouring, Not too long, aint stupid, got lots of brains-"

"YOU SAID THAT!"

"You are starting to annoy me" he growled

"I'M annoying YOU!" I laughed then snapped "Your kidding right"

"Be quiet" he said

I rolled my eyes and he moved along my neck

"Gonna enjoy this, nice salty blood, drink you dry, stash the body, Murlough aint dumb, Murlough got-"

"If you say got brains then I swear to go i will kill you"

"Do you ever shut up!?"

"Do you?"

"Of course I do but why should I. I got brains, lots of brains"

"THATS IT!!!" I screamed

I waved a sword over my head and brought it down on him. First I chopped his head off and then his arms and legs, I finished by making confettie out of him and chucking then around the place. Then finally I relaxed and smiled to myself.

Suddenly I was surrounded. At first I thought it was vampaneze here to get revenge. Then I remembered I wasn't a vampire and if he got killed by a human that was his own silly fault. I looked around again and saw both boys and girls and all human.

"Can I help you?" I asked

"You bitch!" They snapped

"What did I do?" I shrank away

"You killed him!"

"Who?"

"Murlough!"

"So?" I frowned "He was annoying... who are you lot anyway?"

"We are Murlough fans!" they growled

"Oh... shit..." I squeaked


R.I.P
MURLOUGH
MAD VAMPANEZE
BELOVED CHARACTER
NOT A CLUE-2009


R.I.P
MAXINE NICHOLSON
HUMAN
MURLOUGH KILLER
1994-2009


END

by the way they are meant to have been burried by the fan people... enjoy? review!