A/N This is actually a remake from the internet, i edit it and put some vegeta and bra reference in it! hope u enjoy it!

Disclaimer : I don not own Dragonball/Z/GT. Just look at wikipedia.

Ten Rules to date my Daughter

Rule One
Do not touch my daughter. You may glance at her, as long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Two
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, mating without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to mating, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Three
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early".

Rule Four
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff t-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay. Tenka ichi Budokai are okay. Old folk's homes are better.

Rule Five
Do not lie to me. To you I may appear to be a short geek-mustache man with muscular body. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. I might kill you and I mean it.

Rule Six
Bra will always have a specific time in the evening when I expect her home. Please take this curfew seriously because I will not be able to sleep until I know she has safely returned home. If you bring her home too late or, Kami forbid, the next morning, the camouflaged face looking in the window of your hover car will be mine.

Rule Seven
When a woman says "No" it means "No!" However, when my daughter says "No" it means, "If you do not immediately stop what you are doing I will tell my Daddy and very soon, when you are alone and least expect it, he will be standing behind you in the dark with a grin on his face waiting for you to turn around so you and he can have a "friendly" chat."

Rule eight
Once you have gone out with my princess, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make YOU cry.

Rule Nine
When you meet me for the first time please do not be uncomfortable if I stare at you. I am only doing this so I can cement the memory of what you look like into my mind. This, of course, is in case I have to come after you for violating one of the rules. I would hate for there to ever be a case of mistaken identity involving an innocent bystander. Bulma will throw fit at me when this happens.

Rule Ten
Forget it; I don't think you can date my daughter.