Naruto the Milf Hunter
NarutoxMilf Harem(Milfs or Milf aged women or expecting/impregnated women.)
The current chapter takes place during the wave mission. This chapter is focusing on Naruto's interaction with Milfs, not a rewrite of the series and such alternate scenes and such will be written and numerous things will be taken an alternate route. Characters and how they interact with Naruto will be different based on Naruto being different.
Anyway, whenever I do my revisions of a story as you will see here Kakashi will be a far more competent teacher then he is in canon? Why? Because like Naruto he went to therapy and now won't hold back his students/expect them to fall into roles like his old team.
'Bored...bored...bored.' Naruto thought to himself as he sat in the living room and counted the minutes to the day as each hour was one closer to the day. The day where Zabuza injuries would take to fully heal as estimated by Kakashi. So for five days Team Seven were going to have to wait and train until that day. Five days they would have to wait and watch after the client and his family.
Because Naruto had already completed the tree-walking exercise to a more efficient agree thanks to the aid of Yoshino he didn't have to practice the exercise. Sasuke though needed to train to build his control and Sakura to build up her reserves so she could learn some Genjutsu Kakashi had in mind for her. Not a Genjutsu expert himself he went and sought Yuhi Kurenai, a genjutsu expert and recently instated Jounin for advice. As such he was given a few scrolls with simple genjutsu that genin students were able to easily learn.
Either way Naruto had completed some clones to look after Tazuna and Inari while he sat in the room with their hostess Tsunami in the next one, making Rabbit stew. Zabuza's pet rabbit, or maybe it was his accomplice's rabbit. Either way it was stew now. (I am now the only person in history to reference the rabbit after the replacement scene and if I'm not it's a minor plot point. And yes Haku's rabbit will be a character in some of my future stories.)
'Aah yes...delicious...delicious rabbit.' Naruto thought as he read the scroll Kakashi had left him with. 'Head hunter Jutsu? When am I ever going to use this?' he couldn't help but wonder. True Tsume was giving him Taijutsu lessons in exchange for his services, but they were more physical and head on and didn't really work with the scroll. Naruto began to wonder if there were any other people who could give him jutsu advice and such? And if so, would he have to pimp himself out? If so, Naruto had already mentally established a no men policy. He was desperate, but not that desperate. Especially after that incident when he was tricked with that hand shake thing. 'Going back to repressing that in three...two...one.' when the memory was repressed Naruto decided to join Tsunami in the kitchen.
Tsunami was a fetching woman, while she didn't have a unique hair color or dressed provocatively she was still an attractive woman. She had long, mid-back length raven hair with a blue tint and quite nice looking. It wasn't silky or anything, but then again considering Wave's poor condition money couldn't be squandered on hair care products. She also had nice even skin, it was a bit on the pale side and Naruto was sure once she was able to get access to a better diet her skin would be more lively.
She was dressed in a pink shirt and a blue skirt showing off a rather modest, but lovely figure. She didn't have overly large breasts, but they were noticeably even to be considered C-cups and nice wide hips and spacious rear. She looked to be in her late twenties and was a rather tiny woman of 5'2 height. ''Is there anything I can do to help Tsunami-san?'' he asked as he made his presence known.
''Oh, hello Naruto-san,'' the woman greeted him, looking up from the chopping board and vegetables. ''If you wouldn't mind you can slice the onions for me.'' she said as she used the knife in her left hand to point over to the other side of the counter where the vegetables that hadn't been touched were at.
Naruto nodded, exiting the kitchen to go wash his hands before touching the food everyone had to eat. With his sleeves rolled up and his hands dried he went to work. As they silently worked Naruto began chatting the woman up. They talked about small things, nothing in particular and nothing that would inspire a long drawn out conversation. He was a rookie shinobi and she a civilian mother, so it wasn't like there were a look of particular things they would have both experienced.
As Naruto watched the woman he couldn't help but think back to Yoshino. Homemaker, kunoichi, and a beautiful woman who seemed unsatisfied with her life. Enough to where she would have an affair with a man many years her junior. The thrill, it made her alive and she had noticeably began to smile more often. So he began to wonder if there was some way to make Tsunami-san smile. This woman who opened her home to him and his team mates. He paused to think about it and began recalling something Tsume mentioned. Something about how an older woman feels sexy when a younger man comes on to them?
Maybe that would work? He of course would have to go about it slowly. Subtly was not his strongest point, but he didn't want to deal with having to step on his toes around the woman. ''Hey Tsunami-san I,'' Naruto began, and by some divine joke he tripped over a ball, most likely Inari's as he threw his hands up and trying to catch something. Early morning training and creating numerous kagebunshin had left him rather drained which was why he was resting earlier. And as luck would have it he crashed into Tsunami, dragging her to floor as he fell onto her with his face inches from hers and one of his hands on her right breasts. Both their faces lit up red as they realized the position they were in. As expected things were never easy for one Uzumaki Naruto.
Anyway I updated and I now have a story to the story so review. 1. I theorize that Naruto uses the head hunter jutsu to sneak attack Neji.