Naruto the Milf Hunter
NarutoxMilf Harem(Milfs or Milf aged women or expecting/impregnated women.)
You are all irremediable perverts. I am ashamed of you. For heaven's sake this is a 10,000 word story with little to no effort in comparison to other stories and it's my most reviewed one and its pissing me off. Go review some of my other stories damnit. And you want to read lemons go read Charmed Kitsune, I have a ton there.
But yeah, since this is a special I will be elaborating on certain plots. As such, please enjoy.
File 1-Otherwise known as only Kyuubi16 will go and do something this incredibly awesome and unique. Meaning that no one has still hired his ass for a job no matter how many times he has replied. But seriously though, once I do get a good paying job I'm going on a long ass hiatus, buying an X-box 360 and playing some fucking Left 4 Dead. Buy some Wii stuff so I can play Online brawl and buying all the Sonics as well. No offense to you guys, but I write fanfics for three reason. I hate all the bad tropes (character derailment, ass-pull, and plot holes and tried to organize some interesting subversions while having it as a kick ass story.
2. I notice I have haters so yeah, I'm doing this just to piss all of you guys off. The more you complain about me doing nothing but harems, the more I do. No seriously guys, I have stated on many occasions that I am a dick. Don't act like its a shock.
3. I'm bored as hell.
So shut up and read and enjoy. And if you want me to update more you'll have to review my other stories. It's the only way.
''I told you we should have gone left.'' Naruto remarked as he spun around, his keyblade tearing right through the skull of a shadow heartless causing it to explode into dark whisp.
''Oh shut up, you did no such thing,'' his companion remarked as she cast a burst of ice from her hand. She placed a hand on her hip and shot him an annoyed look. ''You're the one that got us lost the last three times anyway. Why Master Aqua thought it was a good idea to give you the keys I'll never know.''
''Always so angry,''he remarked, stroking his chin and ignoring the red-head's further comments. ''Sexy, angry red-head. Is there a trope for that?'' he furthered wondered when he suddenly received a boot to the head. ''Kairi,'' Naruto whimpered as he rubbed the back of his head. ''That hurt.'' he said as his companion snorted.
''Yeah well, you deserved it.'' she replied, ignoring the fact that her attack was a bit of an over reaction. ''Jungle, jungle, and jungle,'' she rambled as she used her keyblade to cut through the leaves of the tree. ''We're never going to find the keyhole at this rate. Way to go on wrecking the ship,'' she added, shooting an accusatory look at Naruto.
''Why are you so mean to me Kairi-chan?'' he asked as kept a watchful eye on her, lest he get a boot to the head again. ''You're never this way to anyone else.''
''Oh don't even,'' she said as a smile formed on her face. ''You know full and well you intentionally aggravate me. You may have Master Aqua convinced you're some perfect angel but I know you.'' Before Naruto could retort pools of darkness began to encircle them.
''First to thirty has to massage the other's feet.'' Naruto remarked, only to have his keyblade quickly yoinked and tossed out into parts unknown. ''Kairi-chan? What the hell?''Naruto cried out as Kairi shrugged.
''I want that foot massage.'' she answered as she let out a battle cry and charged towards the materializing heartless.
''And I'm supposed to be the jerk-ass?'' Naruto grumbled to himself before he soon joined her side and charged into the battle.
Segment End. Naruto the Princess of Heart Hunter. Naruto x Princess's of Heart Harem, HUGE AU to KH Universe with many changes. And I don't mean just changing the genders or adding characters or tweaking ages like a good deal of AU. If you can't figure out how huge the changes are from the above paragraph, than FAIL.
''And you two thought leaving Aisha (Outlaw Star) and Shan Pu (Ranma 1/2) alone with all that candy was a good idea?'' Naruto asked, as he turned to Nekonome (Rosario + Vampire), Selina (Catwoman), Blair (Soul Eater), Orihime (Bleach-The Exception), Yoruichi (Bleach), Ashley (Katnappe), and Felicia (Darkstalkers).
Segment End 2. Yeah, I realized I couldn't come up with anything more. But Naruto the Cat Hunter.
Stepping out of the portal four figures took in a breath of fresh air of their new surrounding. One was a blond hair young man with whiskers, the second was an ashen skinned woman with waist length violet hair wearing a blue cloak, the third young woman had black hair and favored a green shirt, black shirt and boots with white streaks in her hair and the last of the quartet was a young woman in dark clothing with black hair with teal high lights.
''So, this is where you tracked Omega's energy signature?'' Naruto asked, turning to the violet haired woman who nodded.
''It's hazy now because I'm picking up several powerful energy signatures, not to mention this world's undead domain intersects with the living world.'' Raven said as her eyes began to glow as she tried to pinpoint the location of the person they were chasing.
''No dice, he has already managed to conceal his identity again.'' she said as Naruto sighed.
''So this is the part where we make our identities?'' The newest addition, Gwen spoke up, drawing their attention to her.
''Well since you are the newest addition I suppose it's only fair if we get you situated first, but before that I don't know about you girls but I'm hungry.'' Naruto stated as he patted his stomach.
Segment 3 end- Naruto the Goth Girl hunter.
So with all that and said I can't think of any more Harem types that would fit. If you have an idea feel free to suggest it.