Twisted Entertainment: Bleach Edition!
AN: Hello loyal readers and flamers! Welcome to Twisted Entertainment: Bleach Edition! This is the first of the Twisted Entertainment series, so reviews would be appreciated!
In a room that is an exact replica of the captain's meeting room.--
MC: Hello everyone and welcome to the first of the first of the Twisted Entertainment series! But first thing is first…
Ichigo, Chad, Uryru, Urahara, Yoruichi and Kon appear.--
Ichigo: *Shocked* Where are we?
Uryru: Who are you?
Mc: I'm MC and you herein the Captain's Meeting Hall…
Urahara: You're a Captain of the Goteni 13?
MC: Yes but not the one your thinking of…Yoruichi?
Mc happily Glomps Yoruichi with Captain level speed.-
MC: If you stay and do/answer what the reviewers say, you'll get something you'll really like in return!
Uryru:*skeptical* Yeah? Like what exactly.
MC: Aizen and to watch people you know humiliate themselves and…this!
Uliqurroa, Gimmjow, and Orihime appear.—
Uliquorra & Gimmjow: Kurosaki Ichigo!
Ichigo: Orihime! Hey! I thought I killed you two!
Chad: It was you?
MC: Yep! Also I can do more stuff too!
Uryru: Can you bring Ishida Soken back?
Orihime: What about Inoue Sora?
MC: Sure! –Sora and Soken appear. - Remember everyone to send reviews, questions and dares to everyone! Only nice dares for Yoruichi though!
Kon: Why does she get special treatment?
MC: I like her that's why!
Kon: No fair!
MC: Make Kon dares extra humiliating!
Kon: No don't!
Gimmjow: Now I can pay you back for last time Ichigo!
Ichigo: I beat you once, so I can do it again!
MC: Bakudo # 9! Gaki!
Gimmjow and Ichigo get covered in a red light and can't move!—
Gimmjow & Ichigo: What the Hell did you do!?!
MC: You can't kill each other until the next chapter!
Gimmjow: I'll kill you next Human!
Uliquorra: Gimmjow…be quiet. His spiritual pressure is greater than yours.
Kon: Orihime! I'm so glad your back! –Lunges toward Orihime-
Ichigo: Kon! –Punches Kon away from Orihime-
Kon: Ha! Yourichi here I come! –Lunges toward Yoruichi-
MC: *Swings Zanpaktou Menacingly* No you won't.
Ichigo: Wait1 you have a Zanpaktou?
MC: *Sweatdrops* I already told you that!
Chad: Umm…how long are we… going to be here?
MC: I…don't really know…
Uryru & Soken: Where are going to stay then?
MC: In my squads' barracks.
Urahara: which squad are you Captain of anyway?
MC: I'm the Captain of Squad 7!
Kon: You don't look so tough to me!
MC: Neither do you, you Chew toy!
Kon: I am not a chew toy!
MC: What ever you have to tell yourself Kon.
AN: Please read and Review! Next Chapter will be longer….hopefully.
I'll also have so FRIENDS come and help torture them. I mean make this Fic more hilarious!