hey, friends. How goes it?

This little plot bunny crawled up into my head and has been chewing on my brain for some time. So I thought, hey, I'll give it a try.

Um...I'm not just positive that anyone will read this. But hey, one can hope, yeah? We'll see how it all turns out.

WARNINGS: yaoi/slash (malexmale love), future lemons, swearing, cliche dialogue, slight plotlessness, and whatever else i wanna write about

Mkay, so it is my honor to present the first chapter of Doggie Style!! Here goes nothing, yes? Yes!

1.) No More Fur

Cold. Shivering. Wet.

"Ugh..." Brian groaned, slowly opening his heavy lidded eyes. Slowly, his surroundings came into focus. He was sitting with his back against the brick wall of an old building, in some dark alleyway. He could hear passersby bustling at the mouth of the dark street, completely unaware of his presence. "Where...where the hell am I?"

Sighing, he rubbed his tired eyes with the palms of his hands, then combed his fingertips through the long mane of white-blond hair, which cascaded down from the crown of his scalp in thick, wavy locks. What the hell was going on? Why the hell was he sitting all alone in some strange alley in some strange city?

And why the hell did he have thumbs?

Gasping, Brian's gaze shot back down to the foreign appendages in his lap. Sure enough, instead of the paws he'd come to expect to be attached to his arms, two five-fingered hands rested there.

"What--what the hell?" he shouted, straightening his elbows and holding his new appendages at arm's length. His eyes grazed up his furless arm, up to his round, smooth shoulder, then down his exposed chest, adorned with two dusty-pink nipples, resting on his bare, exposed lap. He began to run his hands over his smooth, furless skin, checking to see if this weren't just some weird dream or hallucination. No such luck.

He was Human.

In a panic, Brian sluggishly got up to his feet, stumbling awkwardly toward the main mouth of the alleyway. He was completely unaware of where he was going or what he planned to do when he got there, but he couldn't just sit still till he starved against a wall like some homeless guy. He had to find Peter or Lois...

"Help...Help!" he cried hoarsely, stumbling about like a toddler or a drunk into the main road. His pleas were met with screams of "Pervert!" and "Exhibitioner!" Brian had not taken into account that his nakedness would now be alarming to passersby.

"Please, someone, help me! I'm looking for a fat man with glasses and a redheaded woman! Please--" He grabbed the shoulder of a woman, who screamed, "EEK! Pervert!"

"Get your hands off my girl, you freak!" came a formidable voice from beside her, and the next thing Brian knew, he felt a strong fist meet the side of his face with great force. Crying out in shock and pain, Brian stumbled to the rain-soaked ground. His assailant spat on his cheek and stepped over his quivering body. Groaning, Brian rolled over to his back and tried to sit back up, but his efforts were to no avail. Finally, he sighed and stilled his aching new body, his vision blurring once more.

"Hey, are you okay?"

He almost didn't hear the voice from above him. He forced his eyes to open once more, to see a face hovering about two feet above his own. His addresser had a round face, which was twisted into a comfortable scowl, and shockingly red hair, which was haphazardly combed back. Pieces of it hung down, partially masking the sharp angles stranger's sour, but not unpleasant face--

Wait. Brian recognized that scowl.

'No,' he thought uncertainly, 'it couldn't be...Could it?'

"Hey, are you dead, or what? Answer me." That lisp. That unmistakable lisp. Brian knew for sure now.

"S-Stewie?" he groaned, his eyes going once more out of focus.

"Huh?" the stranger said in a shocked tone. "How the hell do you know my name?"

That was the last thing Brian heard or saw before his vision succumbed to black.

BREAK!

A'aight, there it is, my first little installment to doggie style. This chapter was kinda hard to write, but it'll get better from here.

Each installment should be a little longer than this one from here on out as well.

Well, that's all i have for now. Drop me a line and let me know what you think.

Thanks for choosing my story!