Authors Note PLEASE READ:
I seem not to be getting as many hits for the sequel to this story; Prank Calls.
It's called Prank War,
I just thought i would inform you guys, incase some of you forgot :D It's on my profile page.
Summary: SEQUEL TO PRANK CALLS: The Cullen Pack, Some of the Wolf Pack, Aro, Renee,
Charlie, Mike, Eric and others. A Prank War breaks out. Funnyness ENSURED! R&R. Very OOCness
Here's a bit of chapter 2:
"So this is the sophisticated table of scoring. We put the score on the left, the mean on the right and the median right here, in the middle." Emmett started explaining.
"You don't have to act clever Emmett, we know you aren't," Alice soothed. Emmett smiled.
"Good, because I didn't have ONE clue on what I was saying."
"Nice Emmett. So does anyone have any ideas on what prank to do and who one?" I questioned.
"I HAVE ONE!" Jacob shouted. I looked at him.
"One that does not include me snogging you," I said. Jacob smiled. "Or me having any contact with you!" I amended.
"Oh, idea's gone" Jacob said. I laughed.
5 MINUTES LATER…
"So is it agreed?" Emmett said. Everyone nodded. "We will do THE prank?" Emmett said. Jacob paused,
"Wait what's THE prank?" Jacob questioned. Emmett slapped the back of Jacobs head.
"You ruined the dramatic effect! I was building up tension!" Emmett complained.
"Sorry, but what is THE--" Jacob started. Emmett interrupted.
"NO JACOB, IT'S TOO LATE, YOU WEREN'T LISTENING I WILL NOT TELL YOU!" Emmett shouted.
"But, the thing is you didn't tell me the prank!" Jacob pointed out. Emmett shook his head.
"You weren't listening!" Emmett debated.
"Emmett, you wrote it down and passed it to Alice and Bella!" Jacob said,
"You didn't hear the prank? Well you better sleep with one eye open then!" Emmett warned.
"It's midday!" Jacob pointed out.
"I warned you…Anyway ONWARDS WITH THE PRANK!" Emmett commanded.
So go check it out if you like the sound of it :)