Otto: So…uhh….Laura, I was wondering….
Laura: *PMSing* What do you want from me Otto?!
Otto: I – I was kinda wondering i-if you might, I mean, uh, if you could-
Laura: Spit it out!!
Otto: Would you go out with me?
Otto: Uhh, I'm not exactly sure…
Laura: *stares at Otto for a moment* Otto, you do know we're in a volcano, right?
Otto: Yes, I'm aware of that.
Otto: Whoo!! *does happy dance* Go me!! Go me!!
Laura: *raises voice over Otto's incredibly bad singing* I'll go when you become an emo.
Otto: *stop doing happy dance, looks over at Laura* What?!
Laura: *shrugs* I have a thing for emo guys.
Otto: *mutters* Damn, where am I ever gonna get eye liner around here?
*At Franz and Nigels' room*
Wing: *laughing* I can't believe she turned you down just because you weren't emo!!!
Otto: Shut up! It really hurt my self esteem
Franz: You need make-up, ya?
Otto: That's what emos wear.
Franz: *goes to a drawer in the room, then takes something out* here you go. *hands Otto a makeup kit complete with a pamphlet on how to look your sexiest using makeup*
Otto: *frightened* How did you sneak this in here?! No – more importantly, WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS?!
Franz: It makes me look pretty.
Nigel: *shudders* Are you in the closet?
Wing: *laughs even harder* Franz is gay!!!
Otto: *shrugs* Works for me. *goes to apply mascara and the fruity tutee lip gloss *
Laura: Where's Otto? I haven't seen him since I told him I'm attracted to emos.
Shelby: You like emos?!
Wing: *laughs so hard, he starts to choke*
*Otto enters the room where xhilaration skinny jeans with a black skull tee and Maybelline eyewear *
Otto: Hey Laura!
Laura: Oh God…
Otto: Will you go out with me now?
Laura: Not SCENE emo, you idiot!
Otto: What do you mean?
Wing: *is now pissing his pants*
Shelby: *laughing alongside Wing*
Laura: Otto Malpense, you are an idiot. *leaves room*
Otto: Wha- what did I do?! She told me she likes emo boys!
Wing and Shelby: *laughing too hard to answer*
Otto: You know what? I don't care! I think I look sexy, damnnit! I've got to thank Franz.
Wing and Shelby: *are now dead from laughter*