Naruto: Succubi King

I don't own Naruto but I do own any original characters in this fic.

"Yo" speaking

'Ja ne' thinking

"Good to see you" summon/Kyubi/Succubi/Incubi speaking in mindscape

'You too' summon/Kyubi/Succubi/Incubi speaking to Naruto

'How long can this kid keep this up' summon/Kyubi/Succubi/Incubi thinking

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Chapter 1: An extra tenant

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It was the night of the Kyubi sealing, and right before Minato Namikaze dies he says only one thing to his son,

"I'm sorry Naruto, I never intended for this to happen, please forgive me."

What nobody else knew was what happened after the sealing before Minato was eaten by the shinigami. It was a conversation that would forever change the life of Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze.

"You should know something Minato. Your son now has two demons sealed into him" said the shinigami chuckling.

"WHAT? BUT I ONLY SEALED THE KYUBI INTO HIM, HOW CAN HE HAVE TWO" yelled the distraught man.

"During the sealing an incubus flew into his chest. He became a voluntary tenant" laughed the shinigami holding his ribs because they were in agony.

"Shinigami sama please remove this incubus from my son. I shudder to think at what the council will try to pull if they know he has two demons in his body" requested Minato urgently.

"Sorry but I couldn't even if I wanted to. Demons that enter a host willingly are protected by the hosts' own defense mechanism. Basically if I remove him it's like removing his immune system or a vital organ. If removed he will die. Do you really want that for your son" said the shinigami calming down slightly.

"What effects will this have on my son" asked Minato in defeat.

"Well aside from being a pervert that would put your sensei to shame, he will obtain incredible strength and endurance. His chakra capacity will double from what it would have been with the Kyubi. He will also become irresistible to ladies from the moment he hits puberty, which by the way will happen two years sooner. Last but not least he will have almost perfect chakra control and access to all of Kyubis' chakra without adverse effects on his body" said the shinigami smirking.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY MUST MY SON BE A PERVERT?!!!!!!!!!!! AND PUBERTY TWO YEARS EARLY!!!!! IT'S HARD ENOUGH WHEN YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH FOR IT" was the yell from Minato. It was so loud in fact that it was heard on numerous planes of existence and different dimensions.

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(Hokage tower)

"Someone in the afterlife is in extreme pain about something" said Sarutobi with a shiver.

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(Bleach-verse, Karakura town)

"Did you guys hear that" asked Ichigo Kurosaki a 15 year old boy to his friends.

"Yes" was a pale bispectled boys response.

"Hm" was the response of a tan giant of a teenager.

"Yeah I wonder what it was" said a buxom Brunette.

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(Bleach-verse, Seireitei)

"Did any one else hear the scream of someone in emotional distress" asked an elderly man with a haori with the kanji for 1 in his back.

"YES" was the response he got from everyone in the room.

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(Star wars-verse)

"Luke I feel a disturbance in the force" said Darth Vader in his creepy computerized voice.

"So do I Vader, what do you think it is" responded Luke.

"I honestly have no idea" said Vader before they continued their battle. (AN: I think this joke has run its course. Let's continue with the story now.)

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(Back with Minato)

"Will you shut up?! It's not as bad as you think; knowing your genes the pervert thing is a maybe. If it doesn't happen than the incubus will just try to corrupt him. If he's anything like you than the incubus is in for a major ass kicking. Now about the puberty thing, look on the bright side, at least he won't be lonely. I mean think about it ALL of the women his age will be trying to get a piece of him. He will have a harem that puts the stuff in your senseis' books to shame. What father doesn't want that for his child" said the shinigami trying to placate Minato. All he did was make everything worse.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Minato screeched like a banshee. (AN: Think a really high pitched girly scream.)

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(Haruno household)

"Achoo" sneezed a pink haired baby in the arms of her mother.

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(With Minato)

Covering his ears the Shinigami had enough. He opened his mouth and ate Minatos' soul and left the mortal plane.

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Hey Thymistacles here. I just wanted to say that the inspiration for this story just hit me one day. I apologize if it seems sub par. I have been trying to write for all of my stories while in a massive writers block. I just try plowing through it sometimes but I always hold back from posting in fear of bad reviews. Oh well hope you like this story, and by the way it will get much funnier. Please review or flame, just so I can work on improving it. Ja ne.