Again, I don't own Naruto.
Sasuke ate his ramen quietly, while Naruto slurped his nth bowl noisily.
Foolish little brother, if you wish to kill me, hate me, detest me, and survive in an unsightly way. Run, run and cling to life. And one day, when you have the same eyes as I do, come before me.
The words rang in his head. Come before me...foolish little brother...run, run and cling to life...
"MY WHOLE FAMILY IS DEAD!" He yelled. His teammates looked at him like he was insane.
Sasuke turned away, teary-eyed and his mouth quivering.
"...that was random."
"You are weak. Why are you weak? Because you lack... waffle crisps!"
Itachi released Sasuke. Sasuke looked at his older brother. "...what?"
"You haven't been eating properly ever since I left, have you?"
Sasuke stood up. "What's it to you? And besides, it's your fault! You took all the food!"
"Then why didn't you buy?"
"You took all the money!"
"Fine...here." In Sasuke's hand was a roll of money.
"What is that?"
"Are you stupid? That's money."
"What am I supposed to do with it?"
"I'm just looking out for you, idiot."
"Then why can't you just give me the food?"
"Hello, I'm not a delivery boy. And I need them. I can't eat Kakuzu's toxic pancakes, you know."
"Then that means I've been eating a healthier breakfast!"
"What do you eat for breakfast, then?"
"Feh, tomatoes. Where do you get the money?"
"I don't buy them; they're in the basket in the kitchen."
"You idiot! What color are the tomatoes?"
"How the hell can it be red? I left two years ago! They're supposed to be spoiled!"
"You're the idiot. You think I would stoop low enough to eat rotten food? I plant them, duh."
"Planting. You are so gay."
"You're the one who's gay. Look at those nails!"
"Purple nailpolish. Disgusting."
"Whatever. I'll be leaving now. Foolish little brother, if you wish to kill me..."
"Foolish little brother, if you wish to kill me, hate me, detest me, and survive in an unsightly way. Run, run and cling to life. And one day, when you have the same eyes as I do, come before me. I get it."
Itachi rolled his eyes and poked Sasuke's forehead. "Good memory. I'll be seeing you, Sasuke-chan. Take care!"
Sasuke sniffled. "He really does care! But I'm still going to kill him."
And after three years, he did kill Itachi.
That's it. :)