Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach. That means someone who is not myself owns this great anime/manga.

This will be a short story featuring Soifon and Ichigo. Hope you all are ready for yet another dose of this pairing from the one the only, wait for it, zeronorth! Woo! Woo!

One more thing, children and those offended by sexual scenes, please exit now. I wouldn't want to be held responsible for corrupting the minds of the young or unwilling. Now, let's begin for those of you still here.

A raven-haired woman is sitting in her office, reading over business propositions. It was known to many all over Japan she'd become the premier tycoon of Karakura. Many came to seek her advice on anything from budget cuts to employee downsizing. Some even attempted to overrun her empire but none of them even put a dent in her operations.

A knock came on her door, somewhat irritating her.

"Yes," she called.

The person entered. It was a young man who appeared to be in his upper thirties. "Sorry to bother you Ms. Soifon but there is a Ichigo Kurosaki here who demands he see you at once."

"I see. Very well, send him in."

"Yes ma'am," he acknowledged before dismissing himself.

"She will see you now Ichigo," the man stated with a hidden malice in his tone.

"Whatever Marechiyo," he snapped back.

Anytime Ichigo came around, Marechiyo would always make him feel unwelcome. Reason being was anyone's guess. The young man couldn't care less about the goof.

Ichigo easily made his way to the owner's office in stride. When he arrived, he barged in without hesitation. "Soifon!!"

"Kurosaki, what may I do for you?"

"Don't come at me with that courteous bullshit! You fuckin' had my family evicted because my dad was late on one bill! That's fucked up!" he shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Learn some respect before I have to kill you," she threatened, still with her back and chair turned to him.

"Respect my ass! I know you hate me but do you have to hurt my family, you tiny bitch?"

"Don't tell me the arrogant brat is upset his insignificant family is living out on the street?" she mocked. "If you really cared about them, you wouldn't have allowed this to happen."

Soifon enjoyed the rage he was displaying behind her. "I love pissing him off. I'll torture him a little longer."

"Whatever you heartless dwarf, I'm outta here!" he shouted while making his hasty exit.

"Kurosaki," she called.

"Fuck you!" he yelled as he grabbed the door to find it locked. Ichigo attempted to find a lock but curse his luck, there wasn't one to be found.

"Having trouble getting out?" Soifon laughed. "Only I can unlock the door from this side, fool. Now, sit and listen to my proposal."

"Bullshit, I'll break this door the fuck down if I have to."

"Go ahead and waste your energy, just make sure you don't make too much noise" she spoke confidently.

"Tell me how to get outta here."

Soifon remained quiet. "I see he's determined to be stubborn. I guess that's why he impresses me so much."

For the next thirty minutes, the orange-haired young man tried everything he could possibly think of to leave her office. The sensible part of his brain evaporated long before he even made the trip to intrude on her affairs. His energy was almost completely depleted. His breathing became highly ragged, and sweat started to drench his clothing.

"Are you ready to stop being so stubborn?"

"Who the hell asked you anything? If you weren't such a bitch, I wouldn't be here. You're damned luck you're a woman otherwise I'd beat your ass until you told me what I wanted to know."

"Am I? Well, let's just put that thoery to the test, shall we?" The moment her statement left her mouth, Soifon's chair spun from her departure and she was right behind him. "So you're saying since I'm a woman you would allow me to do as I please with you because of honor?"

"Like you would know anything about that. Your only goal is to hurt me for beating your little boyfriend when we were in college. Enough is enough, let it go."

"Omaeda? That little weakling deserved it."

"Whatever, just leave me the hell alone."

"You're a foolish little boy. You should really grow up and see what's in front of you."

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

"I think it's time to close the deal. This is for you, Lady Yoruichi." Soifon backed away from him. She started unbuttoning the top of her suit teasingly. "Why don't you turn around see what I mean brat."

"Fuck you," he retorted, refusing to face her.

"Your loss." Soifon knew he wasn't the brightest boy when it came to women but damn was he an idiot. She figured she would just have to show him the true meaning of business before pleasure or in this case, pleasure before business. "A shame since I was going to let you out but I guess you really don't want to leave me that badly."

Ichigo thought for a moment. This meanie was being unusually lax today. She normally would be giving him a much harder time, Something was definitely a miss. For now it would be in his benefit to at least put up with her shit until she let her guard down. "Whatever's stuck in your ass must be fucking with your head as well."

"Do you realize naive Kurosaki, you don't dictate anything in this office. I make the rules but if you choose to break them, I have no problem with keeping you locked here. Your idiotic ways intrigue me, please continue."

"Shut up. What the fuck are you after so I can leave?" he asked with frustration present in his tone.

SoiFon discarded her top and made her way over to him. She appeared behind him again but this time, she placed her arms around the middle of his body. "I'm after you Kurosaki. Your presence pleases me greatly."

"Are you drunk?" he asked out of spite.

"I'm far from intoxicated, Kurosaki. When I say I hate you, I truly mean I love you. I do what I do because I want you to stay close to me. I don't want to lose you like I lost Lady Yoruichi," she confessed with no sense of sarcasm or boasting. "Even if it's just this one meeting, I need to take away this pain I've dealt since I was a child. Have sex with me."

"You're sick. Like I would bang you after this shit you pulled. I can forgive you for a lot of things but you mess with my family you cross the line. You've fucked with me for the last time. Let me out before I go back on my honor, Now!" he demanded.

"So that's how it is. Fine Kurosaki but don't come back!"

"I don't plan to. Unlock the door and I'll pretend this never happened. I'll have my family move in with me, goodbye Soifon." The door opened before, thus allowing him to exit. When Omaeda made a snide remark towards him, Ichigo glared at him with murderous intent.

The older gentlemen was a dumb ass beyond measure but wised up enough to know not to fuck with Ichigo today.

"Kurosaki, I can't be shot down so easily. You'll fall in love with me if I have to go to the far ends of the earth to guarantee that happens. I swear it to you, myself, and Lady Yoruichi."

Author's Notes: This was completely off the wall lol. I can't even think of a proper title but hey, I'll figure out something. I apologize if Soifon and Ichigo are OOC a little bit but that was sort of the intention. In the future chapters I will try to return their respective characters back when able. Stay tuned for the next update which if all goes according to schedule, two possibly three days. Don't forget to review and give feedback. Have a good one yall, peace!!!!!