Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did, Karin would not exist, and Sasuke and Sakura would have been revivng the clan by age 13.

Sakura- italics

Naruto- bold

Sasuke- bold italics

"Gasp! No way!"

"What?"

"Sasuke got braces!"

"Braces?"

*sigh* "You know, the thingies that nerds wear on their teeth? They come in different colors, and you'll never get the best part!"

"What's the best part?"

"They're…purple!!!!"

"Sasuke got purple braces?"

"Yeah!"

"……HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"

"Naruto…NARUTO GET UP!!!!"

"Why?"

"He's coming!"

"Oh…. Hey Sasuke!!"

"….Hey, guys….what's up?"

"Oh, nothing, nothing….nothing…."

"Something."

"Nothing!!!!"

"Sakura, tell me."

"Or what, Sasuke-kun? What do I get out of this?"

"Dinner with an Uchiha."

"Oooh!!! I get dinner with Itachi?!?!?!"

"Noo!!! With ME!!"

"Oh. I'll think about it."

"You'll THINK about it?! What happened to MY Sakura?!"

"YOUR Sakura?

"…..no…I just said Sakura…."

"You said my Sakura…"

"Teme loves Sakura, Teme loves Sakura!!!"

"Shut up, Naruto!!"

"So are you with me, Sakura-CHAN?"

"Umm….ok ok ok. We were talking about your braces. Your PURPLE braces."

"What's wrong with my purple braces?"

"Well…they're purple for starters…"

"Dobe, I'm gonna pound you into the ground. DON"T MAKE FUN OF MY BRACES!!!!"

"But Teme, you forget. Purple is for girls and gays. Like your brother. I heard he paints his fingernails weekly."

DOBE!!! YOU ARE SO DEAD THAT HEAVEN NOR HELL IS GONNA ACCEPT YOUR UGLY FACE!!!"

"AAAAAHHH!!!!"

"Sasuke-kun, you can stop now…"

"Ok. Anything for you, Sakura-chan."

"Umm…ok….."

"So are we still on for dinner?"

"Is it ramen?!?!?!"

"NOOO!!!"

End.


I'm really sorry it sucked so badly. It's my first story, and I had no ideas. I know, "How do you mess up a crack fic?!" Well it's possible now. Woo.