Are YOU concerned about the preservation of wild species?
Do YOU care about the future of our planet?
If so, consider joining us at the SLL Club:
SAVE LOCKE'S LIBIDO!
The John Locke's Libido is the last of his kind!
Once he is gone, a species will have disappeared...FOREVER!
Let us tell you about the plight of the John Locke's Libido: He
currently only exists on a remote South Pacific Island. Abandoned
by his heartless owner, HELEN, the Locke's Libido has been
foraging for food, struggling for survival, with his
day-to-day existence in peril!
Led by our founder, DELIA LAVENDER, our fearless members
have been beating the bushes, leaving trails of kibble and
French post cards, hoping to recapture this noble creature and
bring him the nourishment and medical care he so desperately needs!
DO YOU WANT TO HELP US IN OUR STRUGGLE?
If so, please give us the following information and join us in our
fight to SAVE LOCKE'S LIBIDO!
Together we can make a difference!
Address: _________________________________ Phone: ______________
Are you available for travel? ______ Can you bring steel traps? ______
Have you any experience with tranquillizer darts/guns? _________
Can you make a donation? ___________ How much? _________
SPECIAL OFFER: If you make a donation, we will go away!NOW will you donate?
Thanks so much for taking the time. Somewhere on the Island,
a lonely Locke's Libido is waiting for you!