"12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS: AKATSUKI VERSION"

( My OC, Miaca, is in it too!)

On the 1st day of Christmas, Leader-sama gave to me

a one tailed jinchuurinki!

On the 2nd day of Christmas, Konan gave to me

two paper cranes

and a one tailed jinchuurinki!

On the 3rd day of Christmas, Deidara gave to me

three exploding spiders

two paper cranes

and a one tailed jinchuurinki!

On the 4th day of Christmas, Sasori gave to me

four killer puppets

three exploding spiders

two paper cranes

and a one tailed jinchuurinki!

On the 5th day of Christmas, Itachi gave to me

five bottles of nail polish

four killer puppets

three exploding spiders

two paper cranes

and a one tailed jinchuurinki!

On the 6th day of Christmas, Kisame gave to me

six tamable piranhas

five bottles of nail polish

four killer puppets

three exploding spiders

two paper cranes

and a one tailed jinchuurinki!

On the 7th day of Christmas, Hidan gave to me

seven headless people

six tamable piranhas

five bottles of nail polish

four killer puppets

three exploding spiders

two paper cranes

and a one tailed jinchuurinki!

On the 8th day of Christmas, Kakuzu gave to me

eight cheep sweaters

seven headless people

six tamable piranhas

five bottles of nail polish

four killer puppets

three exploding spiders

two paper cranes

and a one tailed jinchuurinki!

On the 9th day of Christmas, Orochimaru gave to me

nine drooling serpents

eight cheep sweaters

seven headless people

six tamable piranhas

five bottles of nail polish

four killer puppets

three exploding spiders

two paper cranes

and a one tailed jinchuurinki!

On the 10th day of Christmas, Miaca gave to me

ten types of weapon

nine drooling serpents

eight cheep sweaters

seven headless people

six tamable piranhas

five bottles of nail polish

four killer puppets

three exploding spiders

two paper cranes

and a one tailed jinchuurinki!

On the 11th day of Christmas, Zetsu gave to me

eleven man-eating plants

ten types of weapon

nine drooling serpents

eight cheep sweaters

seven headless people

six tamable piranhas

five bottles of nail polish

four killer puppets

three exploding spiders

two paper cranes

and a one tailed jinchuurinki!

On the 12th day of Christmas, Tobi gave to me

twelve Akatsuki cloaks

eleven man-eating plants

ten types of weapon

nine drooling serpents

eight cheep sweaters

seven headless people

six tamable piranhas

five bottles of nail polish

four killer puppets

three exploding spiders

two paper cranes

and a one tailed jinchuurinki!

END!!!!!!!

Author's note:

and they killed Tobi for giving me their cloaks. Poor guy....Anyway.s....meet my

new assistant!

Mizu: Konichiwa!

Author: hello Mizu. I'll let you write stories but no character deaths okay?

Mizu: Hai Author-sama!

Author: If you do, i will turn you into a giant turnip.

Mizu: or push me off a cliff!

Author: or burn your face!

Mizu: or fry my hands!

Author: why are you still helping me decide your punishment?

Mizu: It's okay! If I die, I'll take you with me!

Author: .... Your fired...now, come here, Ruki!

(Mizu leaves ruki comes in)

Ruki: hiya!!!!

Author: Ruki is my PERMANENT assisstant, unless I fire him if he tries to take me with him to Hell.

Ruki: Hey you, bitch

Author: you foul-mouthed assistant! that's it! from now on! NO MORE ASSISTANTS!!!

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