"Uhh, Rose?" I asked when I saw the inside of the villa.
The little minx had me totally turned on the whole time I was in the friggen meeting with the Realtor, and I seriously couldn't wait to see what she had up her sleeve. We both had the same…uh, 'unique' appetite when it came to sex, trying all kinds of freaky things that were probably illegal in all 50 states. I loved that she and I were able to express ourselves sexually, withholding nothing, but my favorite times with her were the gentle ones when we would slowly make love for hours.
She didn't like letting the others see the side she showed me, and I totally got why. She had been horribly scarred in her human life, so her bitchiness was just a defense mechanism she used in order to get herself through each day, emotionally unscathed. The fact that she had become a vampire was the icing on the cake, shuttering the loving woman I knew she was, from the world.
She hated it, despised it with a passion. Some part of her never forgave Carlisle for changing her, especially when she found out that he had created her for Edward. She told me all about his lack of interest in her, so I seriously thought the dude needed glasses, or a good shrink, because Rosalie was the sexiest woman I had ever laid my eyes on. I knew that she now understood why she had been changed, knowing that if it wasn't Carlisle who changed her, some other vampire would. We were all destined to kill the Volturi, and we did, working together with shape shifters who's instincts were to destroy us.
That jackass mastered the art of self loathing and punishment. He royally fucked things up with Bella, making us leave Forks when Jazz attacked her. He and I had gotten into a major physical altercation about that, because Bella was my little sis, and I knew what he was about to do would kill her. I understood why he did what he had done, but I didn't like it, not one bit. He was my brother though, so I forgave him, of course.
Then he had to go and marry Amanda, who I knew he didn't love as much as he let on. What a damned mess that was. I didn't understand why the fucktard couldn't get over Bella, because you would have to be blind not to see how deeply she loved the Dog. There we go again…blind Edward. Thank fucking God he pulled his head out of his ass with Jo Jo.
My little Joey! I loved that crazy kid as if she was my own! I almost shit my pants, well, if I could shit, when I was watching an episode of Dawsons Creek and saw Katie Holmes. Joey was a dead ringer for her, and she was A LOT like the character Joey on the show. I loved messing with her about it, asking her where Dawson was all the time, because you could see the intense love she felt for idiot Edward, who couldn't find his ass if it was handed to him. Well, back then, anyway. I was proud of him now, finally removing the bucket sized butt plug from his ass and realizing my little Jo Jo was meant for him.
And now he was marrying the love of his life, shit, existence, and they were going to have a future together. Lots of love…sex… BAD EMMETT! You don't wanna picture your adopted kid having sex with your brother! and many many babies.
Ahh, babies. Touchy subject here, now that Rose and I were human again. We tried everything we could think of, from anti gravity boots to make things easier on my swimmers, to ovulation kits, to every possible sexual position known to man. And nothing.
It killed me when each pregnancy test came back negative, but I put aside my own pain to comfort Rose, who cried herself to sleep in my arms. Fuck! Why does it have to be this painful? It seems cruel to give us back our humanity, only to leave us infertile….
Back to reality.
I looked around the room that Rosalie had meticulously set up, wondering if I forgot her birthday or something. There were a couple dozen tea lights lit up all around the room, as well as pink and blue streamers and balloons. Then I saw it. A hand made banner hanging over our bed.
"Congratulations Daddy!" it screamed in bright colors.
Then I saw them, each one hanging from a curled ribbon, 3 pregnancy tests, my sharp vision zeroing in on the plus signs on each one. I felt like all the blood in my body left with a whoosh, causing me to stagger as a wave of dizziness washed over me. Please please please please please!!!!
"Whoa, Emms, maybe you better sit down" Rosalie said, practically holding me up as she lead me to the bed. I felt tears welling up in my eyes, yes me, big ole teddy bear Emmett, crying!
"Please tell me it's true" I muttered, my words barely audible over my thundering heartbeat.
"It's true, daddy bear, we are going to be parents" she said, sitting down next to me and taking my hand. I turned my body and pulled hers to mine, careful not to crush her like I normally did, and started sobbing into her hair. Rosalie and I held onto each other, both of us crying tears of joy over the incredible news.
"I. Love. You. So. Fucking. Much!" I said, punctuating each word with a soft kiss to her lips, ending with a deep, bone melting kiss.
"You had me wracking my brain trying to figure out what you were up to earlier, but I never imagined this. Who else besides mom and Bella know?" I asked, hoping that was it.
"That's all, Emmett. The only reason they even know is because I was scared to death to have another test come back negative. I would have gotten you, but I didn't want to let you down again" she said, uncharacteristically wringing her hands.
"Oh baby, you could never let me down! Piss me off, yeah, but let me down? Hell no! Especially when it comes down to something like this!" I said, jumping to my feet and running to the door. I threw it open and shouted for all to hear:
"THAT'S RIGHT PEOPLE! PAPA BEAR IS GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!!" I yelled, shrugging as a bunch of startled birds flew out of the surrounding trees.
"Emmett! Get your ass back in this room and tear my clothes off!" Rosalie hissed as she reclined backwards on the bed.
"Gladly!" I said, slamming the door and launching myself at her.
I slowly crawled up her body, kissing every inch of exposed skin. She was even hotter than usual, the golden tan and the pregnancy glow making her even more desirable.
I captured her pink lips in a soft, yet scorching kiss as my hand moved up her dress, sliding her thong down her long legs and tossing it over my head. Next came her dress, which I actually ripped from her body, causing a string of curses to come from her lips.
"I liked that fucking dress!" she scolded, but I quickly shut her up when I slid a finger against her folds, tracing circles around her clit.
"Take your bra off" I commanded, and she did, her hands shaking a bit.
I stood up and gazed down at her panting form while I stripped my clothes off as fast as I possibly could, tearing them in the process. I didn't really give two shits, because my erection was so painfully hard, aching to be buried inside of my gorgeous wife. After I was undressed, I went to settle myself between her golden thighs, my mouth watering at the thought of tasting her, but she stopped me.
"Screw the foreplay, Emmett. Just make love to me already" she growled, giggling a bit at her own impatience.
"You got it" I gladly replied, moving up her body and positioning myself at her entrance, freezing when a thought popped into my head.
"Rose, this wont hurt the baby, will it?" I asked, scared to death of causing a miscarriage.
"Not at all. Just, nothing too rough like we normally do. Please Emmett, I need you" she begged, moaning when I slowly sank into her sheath. She was so fucking hot and tight! Gently I began rocking against her, guiding her legs up my back as I thrust slowly in and out of her.
"Is this ok?" I gasped, being extra careful not to push inside of her too hard.
"Yes! Faster, Emms" she groaned, lifting her hips to meet my thrusts. I increased my pace, still holding back a bit, not wanting to fully bury myself inside of her and possibly hurting the tiny miracle that was growing inside.
"I love you, baby, so fucking much" I grunted, thrusting a bit harder. I was rewarded when I felt her sheath tighten around me, little contractions signaling that she was about to climax, so I rotated my hips a bit to give her the friction she needed.
"Oh God, Emmett! Come with me! FUCK!" she yelled and her walls clamped down on me, catapulting me into a powerful orgasm. I continued to move in and out, drawing out her climax as I spilled deep inside her shaking body. I collapsed on top of her once we stopped shuddering, carefully resting my weight on my elbows. I kissed her softly, catching her little cries of pleasure and contentment.
"I love you, Emms. Im so glad Carlisle gave you to me" she murmured as tears fell down her cheeks.
"Im glad you found me in the woods that day, baby. If you hadn't….Ugh, I don't wanna think about it." I said, burying my face into the crook of her neck as I tried to keep my tears from falling. When I finally got my emotions under control, I looked down at her, a huge grin lighting up my face.
"Parents, huh? Wow!" I said, still trying to wrap my head around the idea.
"Yep! Parents" she said, kissing me softly.
"I hope it's triplets!" I said, yelping when she hit me upside the head.
A/N: Well, I hope you liked it and that it met your expectations! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW! Or else Im going to send Alice to come and get you, hopped up on 30 shots of espresso!