Disclaimer: I don't own anything blah blah blah. Nobody see's "Serenity Lowe" On the credits do yah?
The irony of the situation was too great. Shego would have never guessed, in all her years (which she would be quick to remind you, weren't very many) that her favorite Ice Cream parlor's new employee would be Kim possible. It did not help that the flavor she was most fond of happened to be one of the nicknames she had given the girl when they were fighting. Yes. Shego loved pumpkin flavored ice cream. It was very weird, and very ironic, but she couldn't help it. It was one of the very few sweet things she enjoyed, and since the treat was seasonal, she jumped at every chance to get some.
So when she entered the parlor and noticed that the girl working the register was none other than Kim possible, she could not help but chuckle to herself. Though this earned more than a few awkward glances from small children and mothers alike, Shego continued her hearty chuckle as she found a place in the line.
There were a few people ahead of her, giving her a chance to think of a few things to say when she reached the girl. Maybe something about college loans…but she decided that that would be pointless, and not funny. Shego always wanted her sarcastic remarks to hold comedic value. They were better that way. 'Sometimes I wonder why I keep up the whole sarcastic thing. It's too much work.' Shego smiled to herself. Alas, it was her turn, and without even looking up from the register, Kim asked, "Welcome to Fenton's, How can I help you?"
"I'll take a pint of Pumpkin." Shego replied, pun fully intended. Kim's head snapped up very quickly at the sound of the older woman's voice.
"Shego!" Kim exclaimed, pointing an accusatory finger at the woman on the other side of the counter.
"Do you have to do that every time you see me? A 'Hi' would be very refreshing." Kim just glared.
"Whatever. What kind of ice cream do you really want?" Kim asked grudgingly when her supervisor sent her a dangerous glare.
"Pumpkin." Shego said. "A pint. No wait – A gallon." Shego said, putting a crisp twenty dollar bill on the counter. Kim sighed.
"If you're trying to say that I'm fat, then that's low even for you, Shego."
"Princess, its October. You serve Pumpkin ice cream because its Autumn. Pumpkins are harvested in Autumn. I would like a gallon of Pumpkin flavored Ice cream. Here is the money for it." Shego said slowly, as if talking to a small child. Just for added effect, she pushed the twenty closer to Kim.
After a couple of minutes of angry staring and another glare from her supervisor, Kim begrudgingly fetched the ice cream for the super-powered villainous.
After getting her product, and proper change, Shego turned and prepared to leave. But not without getting the last word.
"Oh yeah, one more thing Pumpkin." Shego called, snapping her fingers (partially to regain the hero's attention, but mostly to annoy the younger girl).
"What?" Kim answered, glaring at the older woman.
"I wouldn't mind eating you too." Shego smiled crookedly, and winked at 'Pumpkin' before making a hasty exit from the ice cream parlor.