A/N: Guuuuesssss what???? I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER!!! OR ANYTHING!!! NOPE, NOT EVEN DR. SCHOLLS, OR DEGREE, OR STAR WARS
Severus Snape, Potions Master, was walking down the hallway to get to the elevator. He had had a long day at work and wanted to go back to his dungeon. So he pressed, the up button, and waited.
Then someone tapped him on the shoulder.
"Professor Snape," Luna Lovegood whispered, "There's a crumple-horned snorcack on your shoulder." She started wildly swatting at his shoulder.
Snape's face started turning a tomato red. "WHY NO THERE IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT A CRUMPLE HORNED SNOW CRACK ON MY SHOULDER, SO LEAVE ME ALONE!" Snape shouted.
"B-but Professor, I just saved your life!" Luna protested. "HOW?" Snape roared. "There was a large Bargafalhgsead coming up behind you, but luckily I was wearing Dr. Scholl's so it went away," Luna said calmly. "If there was I would have seen it," Snape said. "Oh no, you wouldn't have, unless you were wearing Degree Women deodorant," Luna said calmly. "Excuse me?" "773-202-de de de da! LUNA!!!!" Luna shouted.
"So Professor," Luna whispered, "Today, I am wearing new toe hats," Luna said.
Snape thought, WHERE THE HECK IS THE ELEVATOR?!
There was a 'ding!' as the elevator doors slid open. Luna and Snape stepped in.
"Do you want to see my new toe hats?" Luna said. "No," Snape replied coldly. "Okay," Luna said, removing her shoes, "See, this one has a Darth Vader hat, and this one has…."
Snape banged his head against the elevator wall.
Luna then pressed several buttons, assuming that the pattern she did would play Funkytown.
The elevator was racing up and down. Luna was excitedly hopping in a circle, holding up her shoe, hoping for good luck.
Snape thought, I should have taken the stairs.
A/N: So what did you think? R&R pretty pretty pretty please!!!! Next chapter will be coming up soon!