I made this just for shits and giggles. Hope you like it. I was soooo bored.

Once Upon a Timeā€¦

There lived a lil old woman and a lil old man. One day the lil old woman decided to make a gingerbread man. She shaped his body and dressed him in glaze. Then set the oven for 350 degrees.

She told her husband, "don't open that fucking oven til its time."

He has Alzheimer's and didn't remember til it was too late. He opened the door and out popped the gingerbread man.

He looked at the lil old man and plainly said, "I'm the gingerbread man can't catch me cause if you try ya might break a hip. No one will believe you that I actually came to life. They will think your just senile." With that he ran out the door.

Later the lil old woman asked the lil old man, "where the fuck did that God damn gingerbread man go? did you open the oven?"

"I don't remember what. What gingerbread? Did you make some? Mum mum."

Review if you think it was funny.