A/n- This is it. The final chapter.

He makes it to the river.

"Oh shit! What the hell am I suppose to do now?"

The "clever" fox appears out of nowhere from the woods. "Heeeeeeeeyyyyy duuuuuuuuuude 'sup?"

"are you high? Your eyes are soooo glazed. Worst then my glazed clothes."

"I'mmm not hiiiiiigh. Ya wanna go across the river cause I caaaannn swim."

"Yes but no thank you. I don't wannna take chances on my life to a high as fuck fox."

"I must be if I'm talking to my munchies." And with that he jumped at the gingerbread man and caught him. He swallowed him whole and walked away whistling.

THE END! Review this fucking story.