I haven't really decided who this should be a conversation between. I'm thinking Josh and Donna or Sam and someone, but any other suggestions are welcome. Disclaimer: I don't own the characters whom I haven't even decided to use. Aaron Sorkin's the man. He owns them. I don't.

"I love you."
"No you don't."
"No. See, if anything were to happen it would be because I was in love with you."
"So I can't be in love with you?"
"No. I'm supposed to fall in love with you and then hope that you'll choose me over every other woman in the world."
"So, will you go out with me?"
"Why not?"
"Because I'd have to say I love you first."
"Do you love me?"
"So, maybe Saturday night?"
"But you said you love me, so I asked you out."
"I didn't say it officially."
"That was unofficial?"
"How would I tell if you were saying it officially?"
"It would be wrapped up in a whole bunch of words like 'feelings' and 'emotions' and 'closer relaitonship'."
"So when you say that stuff, then I can ask you out."
"No, what?"
"You can't ask me out then."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a woman."
"What does that have to do with anything other than the fact that that's one of the main reasons why I want to ask you out?"
"I'm not allowed to do anything that actually makes sense because then you would have an understanding of women and that would increase the chaos in the world."
"Wouldn't that decrease the chaos?"
"Only on Thursdays."
"But... wait, what?"
"My feminine mystique confounds you."
"Yah, alright. I'm gonna go take some sleeping pills and then operate heavy machinery while driving."
"Yes, I will."
"You will what?"
"Oh, don't forget to take a snorkel."
"Wait... what?"