Thanks for the great ideas! I loved them all, but I had to pick one…


This chapel was the black hole, rock bottom of wedding chapels. The carpet was a neon pink, and the four pews had red velvet cushions. The walls were white, but had neon signs along them. Ones that said "Love", "Wedding!", and some with just hearts. At the end of the small aisle stood a heavy weight man wearing a too small tux, and when he turned around he had a heart stitched in red on the back.

Oh God…

Before I had time to turn around and run out the door, a teenage girl with brown hair ran up to us.

"Oh hi there! My name is Lily, do you guys have a appointment?" She asked

"Oh yes, the Cullen and Swan 10 o'clock slot." Alice answered.

"Okay, here you are." She crossed our name on the list, "You guys can just sit back here on in the pews until your slot." Lily left us there then ran off to another door.

"Alright, Bella. Since you have a pretty suitable dress on we can just wait." Alice said as we sat down in the metal chairs at the back of the chapel.

As we sat down, Rosalie came in. Her dress was creased, and her hair less-good looking.

"Emmett got a little excited being near a church. After all, when we have our weddings we usually are looking forward the honeymoon the most." She grinned, and tucked a lose stand of hair behind her ear.

"Well where are the boys now?" I asked, anxious to see Edward.

"Well, Emmett had to explain something to a cop that caught us, you know. And so he has to explain the misunderstanding. Jasper and Edward should be here any moment." Rose said.

"And I now pronounce you man and wife!" Bellowed the Justice of the Peace.

A tear streaked woman ran hand-in-hand with her new husband, who looked too surprised at the recent events.

"Congrats." Alice said to the couple as they raced out the chapel.

As they left Edward, Jasper, and Emmett entered.

"There you are!" I breathed a sigh of relief, racing into his arms.

"Ready to become Mrs. Cullen, Bella?" Edward chuckled.

"No." I grunted.

"If the slot of Cullen and Swan can come forward." The Justice said, motioning us forward with his hands.

"Show time." Emmett mumbled under his breath. "Great." I said.

As we approached the altar, Emmett and Jasper veered off into the bathrooms. And Alice and Rosalie ran to sit in the front pew. Alice beamed a big smile at me and gave me a thumbs up.

"We are gathered here today to bring together the families of Cullen and Swan. If there is anyone who opposes to the marriage of these two?" The Justice looked out, and when no one said anything, he came back to us.

"Now…" He began before…

"WE'RE THE ANTI-CHRIST WE DON'T APPROVE OF THIS GOD DAMN WEDDING!!!" Cried Jasper and Emmett as they streaked through the room.

"Oh. My. God." I gasped, burying my face into my hands.

Alice and Rosalie just sat and laughed.

"What-what the?" The Justice asked.

"I don't know." I answered.

Jasper and Emmett continued through the chapel, chanting their beliefs. As the Justice opened his mouth to continue the ceremony, Emmett ran over.

"Sir, you cannot allow this to happen." Emmett pleaded.

"Yes I can." The Justice said.

"NO!" Cried Jasper from across the room.

Edward just continued to chuckle beside me.

"You know what! I can't take this any more! I stand here every day and announce people man and wife, and I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!" He cried, and ran off the altar, out the side door.

"It worked!" Emmett and Jasper cried at the same time.

"What?!?!" I cried, so confused.

"You see Bella," Explained Emmett, "Alice took into consideration what you said about getting married in Vegas, so we came here. But! Alice wouldn't allow you two to be legally married in this dump. So! To stop the wedding we decided to streak and cause a commotion." He finished proudly.

"So this was just a scare?" I asked

"Yep" Alice said proudly as we left the church.

"So now I have to have a real wedding?"

"Yep. What do you think about purple and cream for your colors?"

NO!!!

The End


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