Ok I've not left Better in Time for this...This was just a silly thing I got stuck in my head after watching the biggest bunch of misfits I'd ever seen enter the Big Brother house last night. I don't know whether to do anymore or not so if you'd like it to continue...drop me a review or PM
Its a complete bit of fluff with the possibility for a few lemons.
The bold bits are because I love the guy that narrates over the show and I had his geordy voice playing bits telling the viewer what was/had been happening but I'm sorry if they don't make sense to you.
"This is Big Brother...Could Edward come to the diary room?"
Day one in the big brother house and the house mates are still trying to settle in...This year, the Big Brother producers thought it would be interesting to make half the house mates human and the other half...Vampires...
So far...so good.
Ten fifteen AM
Bella, Jessica and Angela are in the kitchen discussing Edward...
"OhmyGod! He is soooooooo freakin' hot!" Angela looked out the window sighing as she ogled Edward through the glass wall panel separating the house from the garden.
"I know right?" Jessica agreed. "I guess he's ok" Bella finally looked up to their line of sight and her breath caught at the tiny little glittering patterns covering every surface in the garden.
Bella Swan had always thought her self as a plane...girl next door. She'd always kept to herself and she didn't really want to be any different in here...She was starting to wonder why she applied but more worryingly...why the hell they chose her in the first place. But now she was here she thought it even more...especially when a beautiful bunch of Vampires walked through the door. She'd eyed the one called Rosalie Hall, up. She'd withered internally at the blonde haired wonder that made her feel ill.
She'd withered in the same manner when the other two females had walked in.
Alice Brandon and Esme Dillan.
They all had an eerie perfection about them and only added to her insecurities.
"Don't you just love the way they sparkle?" Jess asked. "They're like the ultimate accessory or something."
Bella had never seen anything so beautiful before. She was mesmerized by the resonating multi coloured lights shimmering over the planes of his chiselled chest.
Twelve forty five pm.
Edward is in the garden...Sparkling.
He's having a conversation with Emmett about the girls...
"So the Vamp chicks are cute huh?" He tipped his head and wiggled eyebrows at Edward.
"Their ok I guess." He answers morosely
"Ok? OK? Their freakin' hot dude! Have you seen the rack on the blonde? Fuck me sideways! I'd like to bury my face in those...puppies!" Emmett eyes glazed over as he obviously pondered the thought.
"I've got the feeling that you'd like to bury your face in anyone's 'puppies' if they'd let you." Edward lay on a sun lounger and kept his eyes shut.
Edward Cullen had other things to worry about without the complication of trying to getting head from a fellow eternal damned. He was finding it increasingly difficult to stay focused on his 'vegetarian' diet when something as delicious as Bella Swan was walking around the place.
From the moment she'd walked into the house with a breeze blowing behind her he'd had to hold his breath; something that proved increasingly uncomfortable as the evening had passed. Her scent was intoxicating; it called to him like no blood had ever called before.
He'd spent most of his time out in the garden where the air wasn't as thick with her essence...At least out there he could breath.
He could smell her strongly now though and that meant only one thing...
"Hey guy's you um...want anything to eat?" She timidly asked.
Venom filled his mouth and his eyes grew darker as he pondered the opportunity that had just presented itself.
Like I said complete fluff lol.
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