Author's Notes: If you don't like slash, you should not be reading the slash sequel to a slash story. No flames! They will be used to make s'mores!

Draco Malfoy's Castle Antics
(According to Ginny Weasley)

Ginny Weasley sighed wearily as she made her way back from Quidditch practice. Harry, the Captain, had left practice early with some lame excuse that probably meant he was going off to meet some new girlfriend of his.

Ginny had been miserable ever since Harry had broken up with her, saying that he wanted to protect her from Voldemort. As it turned out, he managed to defeat the worst Dark Lord of the century over the last part of the summer. When Ginny had approached him about getting back together, he had said he wasn't interested.

Wasn't interested.

Ever since then Harry had taken to disappearing at random moments, probably off with a different girl each time, and it made Ginny sick.

Ginny sighed again; practice had continued for thirty more minutes after Harry had left, and she was bone-tired. She couldn't wait to get back to the dormitory and take a nice, long, warm shower.

But as she was passing by one of the doors down the fourth-floor corridor, Ginny heard a series of odd sounds. Stopping in her tracks, Ginny turned and looked at the row of doors to her left with a suspicious look on her face.

There was that sound again!

A peculiar thumping noise was sounding repeatedly against the opposite side of a door that Ginny, from personal experience, knew led to a broom cupboard. She had explored that cupboard in particular multiple times with her boyfriend before Harry, Dean Thomas.

And the boyfriend before that, Michael Corner.

And the boyfriend before that, Blaise Zabini.

Damn, she sounded like a whore.

Ginny was distracted from her thoughts as more noises came from the broom cupboard. Leaning closer, she put her ear right up to the door and, feeling like a voyeur (which she really was, considering the situation), prepared to listen.

Along with the thumping noises were a series of moans, and Ginny's eyes widened as she realized something shocking.

Both of the moans (as both were obviously coming from different people) were deep.

Meaning that both of the people making out in the broom cupboard were boys.

Ginny's eyes widened even more and an evil smirk appeared on her face.

She just had to know who the boys were that were obviously getting some serious boy-on-boy action.

Eh, so she was a bit of a fag hag, so what?

The evil smirk on her face widened as she had an evil idea.

Cackling internally, Ginny suddenly turned the doorknob and stepped back quickly as two shocked boys tumbled out of the closet.

Ginny's jaw dropped.

In the broom cupboard, making out with and rutting against another boy, was her ex-boyfriend, Harry Potter.

And that other boy was Draco Malfoy, who was currently staring at her wide-eyed, his facial expression mimicked by Harry.

Draco Malfoy?!?

Ginny vaguely felt her eyes roll to the back of her head as she fainted.

Harry and Draco shrugged before frantically continuing to kiss each other.