I do not own Family Guy or any of its characters. I am just making a hot fanfic involving them.
Lois's Day at the Beach
Today was just a normal day for Lois Griffin the 36DD sexy redhead whose fat husband had run off with a cow shaped kite earlier. "I think I'll just lie down here", she said. As the hot sun gazed down on the warm beach Lois lathered herself with tanning oil, untied her bikini bra and fell asleep on her back to tann. Quagmire, with lust in his eyes, had been watching all of this with delight and now saw his chance... He tip-toed over to her and dashed a few bread crumbs onto her bikini strap. "This outta be good" he sneared as he took out his camcorder and hid it. All he had to do now was wait and soon enough a seagull swooped down on Lois, grabbing her bikini and taking flight. Lois abruptly awoke and stood up trying to retrieve her bra from that pesky bird. All the while Quagmire watched Lois's big DD boobs bounce and jiggle as she jumped for her bra. Already there were over 50 cellphone cameras filming and taking pictures of the busty redhead jiggle her round breasts like no tomorrow. Glenn was already starting to get an erection at this point, when he was spotted by Lois. Blushing bright red with cameras clicking everywhere at her topless curvy body she stormed over to him, her breasts jiggling with every step. "WHAT THE HELL!!?", she snapped, but only to receive a gawk-eyed stare in return. Lois slowly followed his perverted gaze down to her voluptous chest, "AHHH", as she tried to cover up only to push up her breasts more. "I'M TOPLESS!", why the hell am TOPLESS!, she yelled at him. Quagmire just softly kicked the sand and said, "Sorry Lois I just wanted to..... He suddenly pulled her arms away from her chest, cupped her perfect rack, and rammed his face into her boobs then gave the best motorboat ever. Lois was still in shock from this when she realized that she was being molested and punched him right in the balls. Falling to the ground in a daze he laid there. Embarrassed as hell and humiliated Lois turned to return to her towel, unwittingly giving everyone once again a world-class look as her breasts jiggled away. Finally able to return to her prior task of tanning her sexy body Lois relaxed. Sleeping on her towel, still topless, the tide came in... and slowly but surely the cool waves undid her loose bikini thong, allowing it to slip off and float away. However Lois was soon going to be rudely awoken yet again as the sand fleas came out of the sand, several found their way to her towel and crawled into the nearest hole. "Egh", Lois suddenly jolted out as she was startled by somethings tickling her pussy. Haaahahaaahheheheehehe, she cried as the sand fleas moved around within her. Lois's clit was being rubbed every time she reached for the her opening to try and get them out causing her to laugh even more. "THIS REALLY TICKLES", she yelled in agony/laughter. After over an hour Lois had a huge orgasm sending all the fleas flying out in her juices. Now completely nude and exhausted Lois staggered home."I wonder what lucky son of a bitch found my bikini", she moaned. Mean while as Quagmire skipped down the beach with Lois's bikini bra which smelt like her breasts spotted a thong floating in the water that was the same color as her bra, "OHHHHH RIGHT", he said while picking up Lois's floating thong.