Stuck in an Elevator

This is my first Twilight fanfic, so please be nice, but give me pointers anyway. This contains some breaking dawn spoilers, so YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Also, I didn't know if Jake can see in the dark, so I made him not be able to... Enjoy!

"I don't wanna go with him."

"Jake don't be a baby."

"Yeah Jacob, I'll be nice." Edward sneered.


"Your making this such a big deal, there is no room for you two. Now, I will see in you in about, three seconds."

"Actually, you will see them in exactly, fourte..."

"I don't need an exact update, Alice."

Isabella Swan walked into the elevator, hand in hand with her daughter, Renesmee. She looked back at Edward and Jacob with her perfect vampire face.

"See ya soon."

Jacob pouted. Edward was sure to make some kind of argument of how he was weird in the elevator, and then would read Jacob's mind and get a wonderful comeback.

What a cheater.

"I am not a cheater, Jacob." Edward said, smiling.

Jacob scowled as the light came on and the elevator opened, empty. That was so annoying. The wolf and vampire stepped inside. There was a very bright light on in the elevator, and the glittering began.


"I'd rather glitter than be a dog, dog."


"I am not rude, I am simply stating a fact."

"Well, girls would want me as their man more."

"How so?"

"Cuz real men don't sparkle."

It looked like if Edward could flush, he would. Suddenly, the elevator gave a violent jerk, and then a jerk down.

The lights flickered out.

"It's dark." whimpered Jacob.

"No, really?"

"You could be sympathetic, not all of us can be freaks and see in the dark."

"Fine, I'm sorry for your incapable eyes."

The elevator jerked down again.

"Stupid elevator," murmured Edward.

"of course it would break down when I'm in here with you."

"Aw, come on, you know this is fun."


"I don't know."

"Then how can you say that this is fun?"

"I don't know."

"What do you know?"

He saw Jacob tilt his head, wracking his brains for what he knew.

"My hair, is definitely black." he said.



"You already said that."

Jacob sighed and slid down to the floor.

"Haha, are you legs tired?"






"Jacob, just admit it, I can read that they are."

"You have no respect for anyone's privacy!"

"You have not respect for anything else!"


"My house."

"I respect your house!"

"Jacob, you took the mattress off of Rosalie's bed, and slid down the stairs on it!"

"Because, one, I hate her guts. Two, she doesn't sleep. And three, it was really fun."

"You fell on your face."

"Because I decided to be awesome and stand up."

"Nothing is awesome if you fall on your face."

"Fine, putting that aside, how else do I not respect your house?"

"You lay on my bed, and get your nasty blood all over it."

"That was not my fault, you left a knife in your bed, you freak."

"I needed that. And you should not have been in my bed in the first place!"

"Okay, so far all of these reasons have been really gay, give me a good one."

"You set my room on fire with Rosalie's curling iron."

"That curling iron was evil, I swear!"

"Why did you even have her curling iron?"


"Haha! You were trying to curl your hair?"

"Hey! See! That is your way of disrespecting my privacy!"

"Oh, whatever."

Jacob whimpered again.

"I don't like it being so dark, you could just sneak over to me and rip my face off."

"That's disgusting."

"It is still a possibility."

"Why would I want to have your nasty face in my hands?"

"Your daughter seems to like it."

Edward growled. "Not yet."

"I am uncomfortable when you growl."

Edward gave a small chuckle and then a sigh.

"Well if you must have light, then here," he took out his phone and flipped it open.

"let there be light."

The silvery blue light faintly illuminated the tiny space. Edward looked down and saw that Jacob was pulling something out of his pocket.

"Really Jacob? Chocolate?"

"I'm starving!"

"Dude, we've been in here for like seven minutes."


"Oh never mind."

"Fine, I'll be nice, here you have a bite."

Jacob held the candy bar up to Edward's face.


"You don't like chocolate?"

"Jacob, I can't eat."

"Oh yeah. Haha."

"You are a dork."

"Well excuse me for being nice. You know, you could say thank you."

"Um, okay, thank you for offering me chocolate, covered in your saliva that I can't eat?"

"Your welcome."

The elevator's cable snapped, hurtling them down twenty floors. Edward let go of his phone leaving Jacob in pitch blackness.

"Jacob!" yelled Edward.

"Hang onto something!"

But there was nothing to hold onto.

He grabbed his forearm and climbed like a spider to the ceiling to prevent Jacob breaking his neck from the impact of the fall. Somehow, the vampire lost his grip when they were nearly to the bottom.


The sound was deafening, not like it mattered much to Edward.

"Jacob?" he whispered.


"Awwww, Ed, I'm fine."

Edward gave a sigh of relief.

"Well, that's good, because Bella wouldn't be happy if I brought you back without a face."

"So you were going to rip my face off!"


"I knew it. See, that's another way you don't respect me."


"You threaten to rip my face off."

"At least I don't morph into a giant wolf."

"Yeah, at least."

There was silence.

"I think we should play a prank on Rose, and everyone else of course." said Edward.

"Ahhhh, wonderful."

"What's the prank?"

"Play dead."

"That's not a prank, that's doing her a favor."

"Not really."

"Why? She hates me!"

"Not if you died because of her!"

"What are you-?"

"Rosalie killed the elevator's power."

All-right! That's it! I don't know if this should just be a one-shot, or if I should have another chapter doing the prank. I don't know, I need feedback!