READ THIS AUTHOUR'S NOTE! Thanks. I haven't updated this story in forever. I kind of just randomly felt like it today though. I don't know how I'll be writing it, because when I started this story I was so young and had such a different style. Oh well, I guess I'll just continue this fun little story. Review! :)

Stuck in an Elevator

"Hi Edward."


Jacob just stood in front of Edward, waiting.

"Well?" Edward said, exasperated.

"I'm hungry."

"Ok. Bye now."



"Can we go and get something to eat?"

"No," said Edward, trying to sidestep Jacob. "Bella and I are going out tonight."

"No you're not."


"You're not. Bella just left. She took Nessie and is visiting Charlie."

"Jacob, I can read your thoughts. I know very well that isn't true."

"Oh come on! I'm so hungry!"

"Not my issue. At all."

"It will only take you around ten minutes to drive me to this delicious place called Taco Bell. Then you can come back and get all spruced up for your date."

"Wow let me think. No."


"Why don't you just run over there? You are a werewolf, remember?"

"I know. But it's raining. And rain is cold."

"You don't get cold."

"Well, it's wet also. And I don't want to get wet."

"Goodness, I can't even explain how much I do not care." Edward ducked around Jacob and began to walk up the stairs. "By the time I come back down, you'd better be out of here, Black."

"You'd better take me Edward, or else! Or else I'll tell your secret!" called Jacob. Edward stopped right on the first stair.

"What secret?" he asked, turning to face Jacob.

"You know. That one."

"Which one?"

"The one about you. That one night you accidentally lost control. Remember that buddy?"

"Jacob that was one time in around fifty years. It isn't a big deal."

"All right, if one human life is no big deal, I'm sure your family wont mind me telling them."

Edward clenched his knuckles.

"You know how bad I feel about that." he said cooly.

Jacob nodded his head. "Course I do. And you know how much I want Taco Bell. Now why don't we just get in the car, and forget about this whole little conversation?"

Edward sighed and rolled his eyes. He stepped forward and grabbed his car keys off the counter.